So there I was.......

[Haggis]

... but an educated guess would be that Scotty finally got the blasted transporter fixed in the nick of time.  Kirk turned to Bones and said...

 

[kkwd]

... I have this rash, seems there were these two ditsy blonds twins ...

 

[George Wallace]

...."I'm a Captain; not a Doctor.....Bones!" as he ........

 

[kkwd]

.... placed a side bet on the dogs and scratched himself. Suddenly the door opened with a whoosh ....

 

[George Wallace]

....and in walked Mork from Ork, wearing ........

 

[kkwd]

.... a onion skin loin cloth with rat fur accents. He commenced to touch everybody on ...

 

[Haggis]

... the merry-go-round becaue he knew they couldn't get off until the vehicle comes to a full and complete stop at the gate.  Elwood Blues sat on his pony, laughing maniacally...

 

[kkwd]

.... throwing dimes at Jake trying to get them into his mouth. One hit Jake in the eye causing him to draw his gun and ...

 

[George Wallace]

fired.  A deaf policeman walking by, heard the shot and wondered why.  Back to back they faced each other and .........

 

[kkwd]

.... gave a shout that scared their mother, turned their pockets inside out just to get the lint. Funny thing is, pocket lint is now accepted at Canadian Tire ....

 

[George Wallace]

...at face value, as long as you are wearing stilettos and a.......

 

[kkwd]

.... Army.ca shirt ....

 

[Haggis]

... and not a damned thing else!.  This is proof that you should always read the fine print.  Meanwhile, back at the...

 

[kkwd]

.... office I was shredding personnel files of certain people who were going to "disappear" all the while drinking rum and coke. But I got caught not drinking doubles by the boss and my punishment was ....

 

[midget-boyd91]

... to participate in a battle to the death against the Goonies while only using one ....

 

[kkwd]

.... strand of hair from the back of ....

 

[midget-boyd91]

... Lee Major's bionic ...

 

[kkwd]

.... suitcase monkey. But it bit us all and we caught ...

 

[midget-boyd91]

... a .. oops, we dropped it, and it landed on a ....

 

[kkwd]

.... a Timmies roll up the rim cup that somebody had failed to check. Yeah!!! We got a coupon, good for ....