So there I was.......

[Michael OLeary]

... the early days of the Cold War which was sent to the Communications Museum in Kingston, but was used to upgrade the School's training resources instead ...

 

[Shec]

...as the hand held mirrors used as a signallers training aid had long since worn out due to decades of polishing...

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...by 2nd year RMC students brandishing toys'r'us lightsabers yelling...

 

[PMedMoe]

....."Bring out yer dead!  Bring out yer dead!"  so we......

 

[Michael OLeary]

.. brought out our dead, which also cleared up that smell in the army transformation offices hallway, ....

 

[211RadOp]

...but put a massive burden on the supply system because...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... there were no Trade Pioneers left to build the two-wheeled carts used by the collection teams, and the only draft animals in the service were in the 'stan ...

 

[Shec]

...however at least we now had the resources for a Tactical Exercise Without Troops...

 

[kkwd]

... a grease pencil and saran wrap ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... which we, being from a frugal Army, had saved from our box lunch sandwiches ...

 

[kkwd]

.... with the tomato juice cans and mayo packaging being used as tables and chairs but try as we might we couldn't come up with a use for the bones from a cold pork chop but the fat made great fuel for our lamps. So were all set up and ready to ...

 

[armyvern]

.. surf the net looking for hot chaps pics to send Vern when suddenly...

 

[kkwd]

.... the string broke on our tins cans and it would take 2 weeks for the work order to be finalized. Oh the old days when you could mend your own string. But we made do with ...

 

[Ex-Dragoon]

George Wallace jumped out from behind the mail box, naked as the day he was born, holding in his hand...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... a Little Brown Handbook ...

 

[kkwd]

.... and a bootleg video of The Sound Of Music bought on eBay and demanding that we play it right now. But our Beta max machine was full of coffee grounds so we had to fight him off with ...

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...pirated copies of An Inconvenient Truth, which were made from...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... recycled bamboo place mats and McDonalds fryer oil that we strained through ...

 

[Haggis]

... Gtestener paper from the BOR of the Canadian Guards.  A knock came on the door!  OH NO!!!  It was....

 

[kkwd]

.... Al Gore, eating cow dung and rain forest ashes, so we had our most difficult situation yet. George's little brown book came in handy in defeating the evil Gore and sending him back to ....