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What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?

PMedMoe said:
My take on this:  The average age of the vets jumped in the last four years due to the deaths of veterans, not due to their aging.  :2c:

In the fun with numbers department, your theory would be true if the deaths were occurring more frequently in the younger veterans than in their older compatriots. I submit that the rise is due primarily to aging, and not to the deaths alone. What is interesting is that about ten per cent of the Canadians who served during the Second World War are still alive nearly 70 years after the end of the war.
 
Old Sweat said:
In the fun with numbers department, your theory would be true if the deaths were occurring more frequently in the younger veterans than in their older compatriots. I submit that the rise is due primarily to aging, and not to the deaths alone. What is interesting is that about ten per cent of the Canadians who served during the Second World War are still alive nearly 70 years after the end of the war.

Well, math never was my strong point.  :-\
 
Actually, it is if they had found the average age jumping by more or less than 4 years in four calendar years that would have been surprising. Deaths don't matter because whenever a veteran dies, he is not part of the annual average calculation anymore. Since there are no new WWII vets appearing in any year and all the ones accounted for age by one year each year, then the average will necessarily go up by one year every calendar year, at least until we move out of the territory of large numbers (probably somewhere around 1,000 to 1,500 vets left and below) when individual age will begin to have a noticeable effect on the stats.

For now, all you can say about their "population" is that since the war ended 66 years ago and the vets average age is 88, they were "on average" 22 years old at the end of the war. It is called a "cohort" statistics.
 
This from Postmedia news as an example of how (as someone WAY smarter than me said very recently), when asked how to guarantee someone won't drown in a lake, one drains the lake.....
A Toronto elementary school has banned most balls from its playground, citing the need to protect staff and students after a parent got hit in the head with a soccer ball.

The new policy has infuriated parents and students, and exposes what child-health researchers say is a growing focus on child safety that is keeping kids from being physically active.

On Monday, Earl Beatty Junior and Senior Public School principal Alicia Fernandez sent home a note warning parents their students are no longer allowed to bring soccer balls, basketballs, baseballs, footballs and volleyballs to school. All balls that weren't made of sponge, or nerf, material would be confiscated.

The school, which has about 350 students in Kindergarten to Grade 8, along with a daycare, has a small, walled playground that gets crowded during recess and flying balls had become a constant problem, said ward trustee Sheila Cary-Meagher. Two weeks ago a mother picking up her child at the daycare went to hospital with a concussion after getting struck in the back of the head with a soccer ball.

"They have been trying very hard for a long time to get kids to stop throwing balls so hard and it wasn't working, so (the principal) just had to ramp up the policy," Cary-Meagher said ....
::)
 
milnews.ca said:
This from Postmedia news as an example of how (as someone WAY smarter than me said very recently), when asked how to guarantee someone won't drown in a lake, one drains the lake..... ::)

Yep, heard that on the news last night.  It's only a temporary ban, but still......

Perhaps they should post a sign at the schoolyard "Children at Play".  ;D

Or maybe people shouldn't walk into the middle of a bunch of kids playing soccer.  ::)
 
Maybe we should ban books from schools in order to reduce the risk of paper cuts?  After all, cuts can get infected and the next thing you know, the surgeons are hacking off limbs to ward off necrotizing faciitis.
 
milnews.ca said:
This from Postmedia news as an example of how (as someone WAY smarter than me said very recently), when asked how to guarantee someone won't drown in a lake, one drains the lake..... ::)

There are so many comedic options on this, I am lost as to where to go...

So males are no longer allowed in school?....

Penn State references would be too soon.

 
Congress declares pizza a vegetable, children's diets instantly get healthier

Article

According to The Center for Disease Control 33.8% of US citizens are obese, and is it any wonder? Most of us don't eat nearly enough fruits and vegetables, and those we do consent to eat often stretch the definition of "healthy" to the breaking point. Case in point: On Tuesday, Congress declared pizza a vegetable.

Instead of an underhanded effort to change the menu in the Congressional cafeteria, the move is an effort to counter the Obama administration's proposal to serve healthier lunches in schools.

The White House's proposal, spearheaded by First Lady Michelle Obama along with the USDA, was based on 2009 recommendations by the Institute of Medicine. The nutrition guidelines, called MyPlate, aim to reduce the amount of potatoes and sodium in children's diets, and replace them vegetables and whole grains.

In an effort to counteract Obama's proposal, Congress' bill insists that the tomato paste used to make pizzas should be counted as a vegetable. (This makes a tiny amount of sense until your realize that tomatoes are fruits.) This consideration was requested by food companies that produce frozen pizzas for schools, the salt industry and potato farmers, all of which would see their sales to schools cut under the Obama administration's plan. Some conservatives in Congress seem to have rationalized the decision saying that the federal government shouldn't be telling children what to eat. What they don't seem to realize is that, regulations or not, it still is; By classifying foods like pizza and french fries as vegetable, the government is telling schools that they are healthy things to eat every day.

Both the House and the Senate are expected to vote on the bill this week and send it to President Obama.

 
Not to take away from the "balls" conversation above.........

But, I heard something really goddamn stupid....myself on the radio.

Since about 1996, I've loved the band Finger Eleven, (aka Rainbow butt Monkeys).

I've been a faithful fan, following their career arc, going to shows when I can, buying records...etc.


They're playing at the Casino in Halifax tomorrow night.
The local radio station had a contest, and the winners get to;

-Go backstage....(oh, neat)
-Do the "meet & greet" with the band......(ooo...even better)
-And then play in some sort of "Halo" tournament with the band before the show.....(WOWEE!)

So the contest is on, and I happen to call in, and GET THROUGH!

Easy contest, just had to name the 2 song clips that were played.....(too friggin' easy).

I say, "One thing....and If it doesn't kill me".

The DJ says...."are you sure, man?.....you're totally sure?"




The second song was...."WHATEVER doesn't kill me".


(Cue the f-you buzzer)

And the DJ played my failure on the air.

Fuuuuuuuuuuck........
 
not very many people have had the honour of getting their failure played on the radio.  I sadly understand your pain.

Stupid thing I heard today.  Timmies drive through, I ask for an XL black coffee, my 4th of the day and the person asks me what I wanted in my black coffee.

On the same topic, I stopped by a week earlier at a different location and they said good morning when it was 2300.  I stopped mid sentence and double check my watch before laughing.  I didn't know if he was trying to be keen and its some stupid time in the morning.  Or he was just a unique individual
 
Robert0288 said:
....  Timmies drive through, I ask for an XL black coffee, my 4th of the day and the person asks me what I wanted in my black coffee....

Now that's outstanding!!!!!
(The rate of consumption does call things into question, though).

Are you sure, (after 4 coffees), that you didn't order an, "uunghftehefwsysj!!!!!?!?#)"
 
Been reading about this case off and on this week.

Body of woman found hanged at mansion exhumed

Police told reporters last month that there was no indication of foul play in either death, and that evidence led them to conclude that Zahau hanged herself. Though they didn't know the order of events, they say she painted a message on a door, disrobed, fashioned a hanging rope and bindings, tied the hanging rope to a bed and put the other end around her neck, bound her feet and hands, moved to the balcony and put herself over the railing.

Seriously?  Unless you were trying to frame someone, who the hell would commit suicide this way?

Wecht, who read the official autopsy report, told CNN in September that he would have left the manner of death as undetermined, saying, among other things, that said four subgaleal hemorrhages – between the scalp and skull on top of the head – listed in the autopsy report may be inconsistent with the suicide theory.

Ya think?  Hang on, before I get naked and bind my hands and feet and jump over the railing, I'm gonna bash myself in the head first.  ::)



 
Hammer Sandwich said:
Now that's outstanding!!!!!
(The rate of consumption does call things into question, though).

Are you sure, (after 4 coffees), that you didn't order an, "uunghftehefwsysj!!!!!?!?#)"

Being both a hockey referee as well as a reservist, I strive to make sure anything I yell is both loud and articulate, or at least obvious enough so they know what is going on :p.  I have this bad habit of building up immunity to awesome things such as caffeine, which is terrible because when you actually need it for something it doesn't work or it gets really expensive.

Not really a dumb thing but a week or so ago as I was walking to the bus stop in combats in downtown Ottawa, some greenpeace guy came up to me and asked in a snarky voice "what have you done for the environment lately".  So I responded that; "I spent more than a couple of days in the middle of a forest picking up tiny bits of plastic, garbage and metal in the middle of a thunderstorm, and what did you do this summer for the environment?" 

*Silence*

Oh crazy hippies and hipsters, if your going to challenge people you'd best come up with a good response if somone challenges you back.
 
Robert0288 said:
Stupid thing I heard today.  Timmies drive through, I ask for an XL black coffee, my 4th of the day and the person asks me what I wanted in my black coffee.

That's almost as bad as when I used to order Happy Meals for my son.  On more than one occasion, at different McDonalds outlets, I asked for cheeseburgers with ketchup only and received them with nothing but ketchup.  They didn't even include the cheese! :facepalm:  I got some pretty blank looks when I explained that regardless of how it's dressed, a cheeseburger still needs the cheese.
 
Dumb thing said seriously - I was having a chat with a colleague and mentioned that a couple was seeking to separate as there is a safety issue involved (wife wants husband out of house).

He said "Sometimes wives don't get what they want".  :facepalm:

My reply "yes she does ...there is a safety issue here and the CF policy on DV is pretty clear.  He goes"

Can you imagine the repercussions if he was allowed home and he physically harmed her seriously?

:facepalm:
 
At Timmies counter:

Customer: "Hi, I'll have a large black, 2 milks"

Employee: "??..."

AND

Customer: "Give me a large double double and a large with 2 creams and 2 sugars"

Employee makes and serve's coffee's

Customer: "Which one is the double double?"

Employee questions meaning of life and existence of human race
 
FlyingDutchman said:
Me: got your snow tires put on yet?
Him: snow tires are a myth, they don't help at all.

Sounds familiar:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=325091820806#!/group.php?gid=325091820806&v=wall
"I got to thinking why don't emergency services vehicles have them?"

"The emergency vehicles need all the help they can get. They go out when we stay home, they save lives and they are always under budget constraints. It's too simple for an accountant to cross out that expense line for winter tires. Right now, there are EMS vehicles in the heart of the snow belt driving on all-season tires. These life-saving people deserve better.":
http://www.wheels.ca/Tire%20Talk/article/167045

This winter, driving could be more challenging than usual if the predicted lock-out happens in mid-January.

Nicely executed spin-out vehicle control in Toronto on "all season" dual rear wheels DRW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqlKyJxd-wo&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

 
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