What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?

[Ex-Dragoon]

Rules:
1) It cannot be a public figure, ideally John Q Public
2) No names no pack drill

 

[Ex-Dragoon]

I will start:

Civvy to her friend:
"Oh look its only the MPs, you don't have to pull over for them because they are not regarded as real cops"

 

[Eye In The Sky]

"are you sure the flag is supposed to be replaced if it is torn and frayed but only on one end?"

 

[TheFITZ]

Q.Why aren't you at work today?
A.Ah you sent me on course.

 

[WannaBeFlyer]

"I didn't know you were in the army reserves. That sounds like a great hobby. You get to play soldier, save money on taxes..."
--civie budding in on a conversation with the CSM.

Not today but a couple of days ago I overheard:

Sgt, while trying to loosen up the FNGs on PAT: "Bloggins: how are you making out? How was your run?"
Bloggins: "Great 'Sir'. It was actually very easy. I enjoyed it a lot."

 

[RHFC_piper]

(While discussing my experience in Afghanistan with a gr 11 high school class)

"What's a Fire-fight?  Do you guys use flame-throwers?"


(After the presentation, out in the hall, asked by a student in the class.)

"So... are you in the army or something?"

My answer; "Something like that... yeah."

His reply;  "Oh... that makes sense now."

... I was in uniform.


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[armyvern]

Today, my friend and I were discussing my employment options. To prevent me from joining, he says:

"Don't join, the Army will send you to Iraq!"

I was speechless.

Obviously then -- you laughed at him then applied?

Nice user name BTW -- I like it. 

 

[CBH99]

Me:  "Excuse me....what time does the gym close tonight??"

Front Desk Guy:  "We close at 6pm."

Me:  "But the sign says 9pm??"

Front Desk Guy:  "Oh....yeah.  Ummmmmmmmm, I guess we close at 9pm." 

 

[armyvern]

The applying comes tmmrw And I'm glad to see you like the name.

It's original.

What the heck is "tmmrw" --- ??

I already know the answer; we just try to keep away from MSN speak around these parts is all.

 

[HItorMiss]

Dummest thing I heard to today.....

"She drills her own holes"

 

[aesop081]

Today, my friend and I were discussing my employment options. To prevent me from joining, he says:

"Don't join, the Army will send you to Iraq!"

I was speechless.

Don't be speechless.......answer loud and proud "

COOL !!!!!

Now THAT will shut THEM up

 

[armyvern]

Dummest thing I heard to today.....

"She drills her own holes"

???

Was this in passing reference to some female termite or something??

 

[cavalryman]

The dumbest thing I heard today?

Pretty much everything at the executive committee meeting this morning.... civilians can't organize twins to double heads even if both had the running trots 

 

[Mike Baker]

Well, last night I had a fever from the flu I have, an mom told dad to feel my forehead to see how hot I was. He then said "Ew gross no way," to which I preceded to say "Oh come on, not like I have any germs-."

He was still laughing into his sleep.

 

[ENGINEERS WIFE]

At work today, at Value Village:  'Can I put 27 cents on my debit card?'

Yep, that's what I said, 27 cents.  Paid $57 cash and put the 27 cents on debit.  :

 

[infamous_p]

"No, no... that's a real dragon, you idiot"

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

"We should take the electric stairs"

 

[X Royal]

"The blueprint can't be wrong it was designed by CAD. Everything will fit as laid out." : : :

 

[midget-boyd91]

"We should take the electric stairs"

... No, I've never said anything like that.  *shifty eyes*
A couple weeks ago Redneck Midget and one of his buddies drive to Halifax from rural Hants county. While in the big mall, buddy walks towards a flight of stairs. My response was "Hell with that, I'm taking the auto-walking stairs!"

Well, last night I had a fever from the flu I have, an mom told dad to feel my forehead to see how hot I was. He then said "Ew gross no way," to which I preceded to say "Oh come on, not like I have any germs-."

He was still laughing into his sleep.

Don't worry there, Mike. There's a new invention called the thermometer thats all the rage. I hear it will be making it's debut in Newfoundland pretty soon.
P.S.. make sure when you buy one, it says "oral" on the package.

Midget

 

[Mike Baker]

Don't worry there, Mike. There's a new invention called the thermometer thats all the rage. I hear it will be making it's debut in Newfoundland pretty soon.
P.S.. make sure when you buy one, it says "oral" on the package.

Midget

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Baker