So there I was.......

[kkwd]

.... smartest hamster in the world, Sir Fuzzface, but his title is in danger from ...

 

[P-PLATOON]

....from a 10 foot tall Red Panda who was raised by monks in Tibet and they always taught him to......

 

[George Wallace]

chatter incessantly, chanting the.......................

 

[kkwd]

.... recipe for poutine and the full text of all the Rambo movies, after a ear pounding from all that racket ....

 

[Shec]

that was, wait for it now, the Milice RSM ordering the unit's precision drill team to...

 

[4Feathers]

mark time while he......

 

[The Bread Guy]

...splashed anyone in the vicinity with water from the puddle he was in, thinking....

 

[kkwd]

.... last time I did this I got typhoid and had an awful rash on my ....

 

[P-PLATOON]

...bottom, it was so bad I had to see a Doctor, who told me ............

 

[kkwd]

.... next time this happens you will need an butt transplant. The only available donor butt was from ....

 

[Shec]

the local meat packing plant...

 

[kkwd]

.... from a long time employee known as "The Brain Basher", it was a bit ragged around the edges but it had an extra ....

 

[George Wallace]

cheek attached externally mounted to facilitate heat regulation of ....................

 

[P-PLATOON]

the main outtake valve, which had a history of blowing.......

 

[kkwd]

.... steam and undigested poutine onto ....

 

[Shec]

...the orderly room floor during OC's Orders Parade...

 

[kkwd]

.... held daily for the same soldat who is constantly caught with his hand in ....

 

[George Wallace]

perverbial cookie jar, in his case found in the back seat of a Clown car parked in..................

 

[kkwd]

... the compound section reserved for the major's staff car, but his wind up tin car was in the shop so ....

 

[Shec]

...presented the Transport Sgt. with a work ticket for...