So there I was.......

[kkwd]

... whose shaky hand has done plenty of damage but he has the ability of squeezing a tasty drink out of his ....

 

[George Wallace]

hollow leg, purchased under the counter at ..............................

 

[kkwd]

.... the Army.ca kit shop and pizzeria, one of the top sellers there is ....

 

[George Wallace]

crumpets and tea, while under the table can be found the real liquid elixir:  ....................................

 

[kkwd]

.... sweat from the headband of a 300 pound tennis player after an extended match in hot weather, but first it is strained through ....

 

[George Wallace]

black silk panties, size 3, a trophy from an weekend with.........................

 

[kkwd]

... Sandpaper Sally, the toast of ....

 

[George Wallace]

the Grenadier Guards who secretly built the Boat House at ................................

 

[kkwd]

.... Lake Wannagetsome, by coincidence also the regimental retreat of ....

 

[George Wallace]

little Lord Pommergranite's gang, the Worstchester Regiment, notorious for their victory on the Peninsula, several years after.........................

 

[kkwd]

.... their great defeat at the hands of the Purple Pimple Popper Gang at Westinghouse by General Electric, as a punishment they wear on their uniforms ....

 

[George Wallace]

a tri-colour lanyard, each colour representing Huey, Duey and Louie, for reasons only known by...................................

 

[kkwd]

.... the cook who accidentally baked the little devils during a particularly raucous drunk during the annual celebration of ....

 

[George Wallace]

the full moon, when real men gathered to drink schnapps and spackle their ceilings with quantities of .........................

 

[kkwd]

.... rancid mayo slathered on with sponges previously used by ....

 

[George Wallace]

bathe beauties at the spa, in the tall pines, by the hot springs, in the mountains, with the cool air and..........................

 

[kkwd]

.... and bears abounding tearing off heads and arms, the bear control team led by Ranger Smith and ....

 

[George Wallace]

Team Budweiser gathered specimens to...............................

 

[kkwd]

... take back to the lab to try to find a substitute for tainted peanut butter, surprisingly they discovered instead ....

 

[George Wallace]

Moo Goo Guy Pan works good as a glue when applied to........................