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What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?

medicineman said:
So when did Technoviking join the Rainbow Coalition  ;D (ducking from flying mud and other stuff)?

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I'm watching you, Medicineman!!!
 
Outside of Stad heading to Dockyard: Dateline 1000 04 Dec 09

Myself and my Div O walking down pass an AB (I say again Able Seaman or Pte (T)). Walk by him does not salute. I stop him and ask him why he did not salute the Officer. :salute:

AB replies, ``because we do not have to salute off Base, PO``

22.5 yrs in the military and I was in shock!
 
Hope you jacked him up to the fullest extent their Sgt err...... PO


;D
 
Man I can hardly wait to get back to the fleet. Looks like it may be time to consider pulling the plug!!
 
Happy monday!
Two men getting charged for killing a rat. Could face up to 3 years in prison.
Terrorist get 10 years in prison, man kill rat and eat it....I'm leaving society soon.

What's next? Gordon Ramsey charged for unusual torture in boiling a lobster to death? heck that's even premeditated!

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/091206/koddities/as_australia_eating_a_rat

By The Associated Press
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SYDNEY, Australia - Two stars of the reality TV show "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here" have been charged with animal cruelty after allegedly killing and cooking a rat to eat during filming.

Chef Gino D'Acampo who won the viewer-feedback contest series, and actor Stuart Manning were charged after animal welfare activists lodged a complaint about a segment for the British TV program, which was filmed in Australia, the activists and British media reported Sunday.

In a statement to The Associated Press, New South Wales state police said Sunday that two men, aged 33 and 30, were charged with animal cruelty for acts in connection to the program but did not give names or other details.

They have been asked to appear in court to face the charge Feb. 3. The maximum penalty is three years in prison.

D'Acampo is 33 years old and Manning 30.

The show's producer, ITV, confirmed in a statement that "the New South Wales RSPCA are currently looking into an incident in which a rat was killed in the camp."

"The killing of a rat for a performance is not acceptable. The concern is this was done purely for the cameras," David O'Shannessy of the New South Wales RSPCA told the British Broadcasting Corp.

He said producers were normally required to have animal welfare officers on set when animals were used during filming, but in this case it did not take place.

"I'm a Celebrity" strands C-list celebrities in the Australian jungle, subjects them to a series of icky trials involving spiders and snakes, and allows the public to vote them off the show one by one.
 
FDO said:
Applicant: What do you mean I can't continue processing just because I used drugs?

FDO: We are going to give you a high powered weapon and place you in situations where you could cause more problems than you help solve.

Applicant: But it's only the Reserves.

:rofl:

Sorry, can't say I've done anymore than any reservists but I've heard some of the elbow-digging, and er, more forceful elbow-digging, that goes on and that is just priceless haha.

 
"I'm going to quit ALL drugs as soon as I sign up. I don't want to quit now just in case I don't get in" 

Here's your sign!!!
 
FDO said:
"I'm going to quit ALL drugs as soon as I sign up. I don't want to quit now just in case I don't get in" 

Here's your sign!!!

to bad you can't hand out "Go Directly To Jail" cards
 
I'm sorry, but I just couldn't post this in any of the rational Afghanistan discussion threads.

After several paragraphs of "Canadians operated without the national caveats," 
-"Canadians implemented a 'model village' counterinsurgency approach...that is  more powerful than any round we can shoot,”
-"the 'Canadian approach' is the model for ISAF...."

...we get
Jerome Klassen, [UNB professor] says the shift to counterinsurgency is evidence of a broader shift concerning the “hegemony of neoconservative militarism in [Canada's] foreign policy apparatus and the attempt by Canada to gain strategic influence in North Atlantic relations.”
LINK

WTF?!  :rofl:
 
It's from a socialist site....what did you expect to hear but BS from some unknown prof from UNB.

Regards
 
ArmyVern said:
Damn New Brunswickers ... should all be given big spankings.  :mad:    ;D

Something you're interested in doing? I've been to NB a few (?) times. Do interlopers count? >:D
 
recceguy said:
Something you're interested in doing? I've been to NB a few (?) times. Do interlopers count? >:D

Line starts to the left.... :snowman:
 
If I ever make it to the front of that long line, I'm going straight back to rejoin the end as soon as my turn's over.
 
:snowman:
:pop: this  thread is nothing without pics of said event.  Not sure if Vern wants to do the spankings or just recieve ???


Shouldn't this be in the "trash and spank Vern" thread"  ???
:piper:
 
Heard in the grocery store...

Customer: Are these crabs fresh?

Clerk: They're alive.

Customer: Yes, but are they fresh?
 
Not so much heard as read, but when searching for information on this site regarding nijmegen, I was told "You may have meant to search for nutmegging."

Christmas vibe spilling over into the search engine?
 
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