What's the dumbest thing you heard said today?
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Son: Do they have the steering wheel on the passenger side of the car? (referring to driving in Germany)
Me: What?
Son: Do they have the steering wheel on the passenger side of the car?
Me: Why would they put the steering wheel in front of the passenger when the peddles are in front of the driver?
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Me: What?
Son: Do they have the steering wheel on the passenger side of the car?
Me: Why would they put the steering wheel in front of the passenger when the peddles are in front of the driver?
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Parents want to ban ice cream from New York park
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream?
Not if parents in a Brooklyn neighbourhood have their way.
According to the New York Post, members of the Park Slope Parents group want ice cream vendors banished from the playgrounds in Prospect Park in order to cut down on tantrums their children throw when denied ice cream.
Come spring, ice cream vendors circle the park's playground, the Post reported, tempting children who want a cold treat.
But parents say the springtime tradition ruins their enjoyment of the park -- and leaves their children in tears.
"Along with the first truly beautiful day of the year, my son and I had our first ruined day at the playground," wrote a mother named Sarah on the group's online forum. "Two different people came into the actual playground with ice cream/Italian ice push carts. I was able to avoid it for a little while but eventually I left with a crying four-year-old."
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Seriously? Blaming the ice cream vendors for your kid's bratty behaviour? :
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream?
Not if parents in a Brooklyn neighbourhood have their way.
According to the New York Post, members of the Park Slope Parents group want ice cream vendors banished from the playgrounds in Prospect Park in order to cut down on tantrums their children throw when denied ice cream.
Come spring, ice cream vendors circle the park's playground, the Post reported, tempting children who want a cold treat.
But parents say the springtime tradition ruins their enjoyment of the park -- and leaves their children in tears.
"Along with the first truly beautiful day of the year, my son and I had our first ruined day at the playground," wrote a mother named Sarah on the group's online forum. "Two different people came into the actual playground with ice cream/Italian ice push carts. I was able to avoid it for a little while but eventually I left with a crying four-year-old."
More at link
Seriously? Blaming the ice cream vendors for your kid's bratty behaviour? :
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Oh never mind ice cream, did anyone know this statement was in the Criminal Code:
WTF? ???
Man who punched bus driver spared jail time due to his native ancestry
Maybe this should be in the "human rights gone too far" thread. :
WTF? ???
Man who punched bus driver spared jail time due to his native ancestry
Maybe this should be in the "human rights gone too far" thread. :
MJP
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PMedMoe said:Oh never mind ice cream, did anyone know this statement was in the Criminal Code:
WTF? ???
Man who punched bus driver spared jail time due to his native ancestry
Maybe this should be in the "human rights gone too far" thread. :
And people say there is no two tiered justice system... :
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Never heard of this woman. Wishing I hadn't.
Samantha Brick defends cattiness claims: Don’t hate her because she’s beautiful
For anyone who doesn't want to click on the link, here's a picture:
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Samantha Brick defends cattiness claims: Don’t hate her because she’s beautiful
For anyone who doesn't want to click on the link, here's a picture:
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PMedMoe said:Never heard of this woman. Wishing I hadn't.
Samantha Brick defends cattiness claims: Don’t hate her because she’s beautiful
For anyone who doesn't want to click on the link, here's a picture:
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And what drugs is she taking to think she's actually hot looking?
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In a similar vein, attractive women say mean things to me, like "stop following me or I'll call the police"
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"You remember that mean trick everyone used to play when camping, where you put crap on a q-tip and brush it inside a sleeping person's nose, so all day they're wandering around saying "do you smell that? what is that?!""
...... what?!?!?!?!!!!
...... what?!?!?!?!!!!
Colin Parkinson
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Listening to my assistant trying to explain to our "helpdesk" why their bandaid solution won't work with our citrix/oracle based database. I came to the conclusion that for such stuff, taking advice from helpdesk is like asking a Catholic priest for sex advice.
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Colin P said:
That could be a rather bad analogy Colin :
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Wife: Hello, how can I help you?
American TD Bank Employee: We had a customer in and he left his car here.
Wife: Yes, and....
TD E: It has an oil leak and the oil is spreading quite quickly, so we called the police and fire department. They put some cones around it, what do we do?
Wife: (Thinking to herself: do I want to question this? No, I do not.) I'll place a work order for that right away.
One of her coworkers got this for a call: Yeah, this building smells like a dead prostitute.... Not that I know what that smells like.
American TD Bank Employee: We had a customer in and he left his car here.
Wife: Yes, and....
TD E: It has an oil leak and the oil is spreading quite quickly, so we called the police and fire department. They put some cones around it, what do we do?
Wife: (Thinking to herself: do I want to question this? No, I do not.) I'll place a work order for that right away.
One of her coworkers got this for a call: Yeah, this building smells like a dead prostitute.... Not that I know what that smells like.
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