The Manly Thread
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Shovelled out my dooryard, the neighbours dooryard, and cleared off 6 cars in under a half hour, all while wearing PJ's, a housecoat, and one of these. May have only been 20/30 cm of snow, but she blows and drifts like a mother when it's a nor'easter whippin' past.
I know, it's not the same as cleaning up 2 provinces after an ice storm, like some people here were probably a part of, but hey. It's a start :nod:
I know, it's not the same as cleaning up 2 provinces after an ice storm, like some people here were probably a part of, but hey. It's a start :nod:
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daftandbarmy said:
As a woman (who happens to be a writer for a living), I find it a bit Ironic that the title uses punctuation.... they could have used "Real Men Do Not use Punctuation"
Was the story written by a chick?
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Took my kids snowshoeing and taught them to make lunch and hot chocolate on a mountain stove..........
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Technoviking said:
Ohhh, excellent, points for being (kinda, sorta) funny??? Excellent!
I didn't claim to be manly today.... just Christmas day!! Nothing manly was done today, sadly.
I'll try harder tomorrow
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Today i was down-town picking up some odd's and end's.
Noticed this beautiful woman across the street and slight-
ly ahead. I was captivated with her lovely womanly wibble
wobble. Noticed a shadow at my 12 and swung my head to
see what it was and walked directly into a light standard..
The young lady noticed and zipped across the street and
asking if I was allright. I replyed "Oh sure,,I'am fine you
wouldn't happen to have sixty aspirin and a glass of water
would you ,, I got an owwwy." the young woman proceed-
ed to crack right up. She zipped across the street to the
pharmacy and came back with some tylenol and a bottle of
water. After dosing myself with medication I asked her for
her phone number where she,,,again,,,cracked right up
again. Guess she felt sorry for this old fool. But I did get
her phone number. Now ,,, will she answer the phone.
57 Chevy yup
"Real men don't use punctuation; they use caveman-like direct, short sentences."
Gotta agree with that lol.
Scoty B
Noticed this beautiful woman across the street and slight-
ly ahead. I was captivated with her lovely womanly wibble
wobble. Noticed a shadow at my 12 and swung my head to
see what it was and walked directly into a light standard..
The young lady noticed and zipped across the street and
asking if I was allright. I replyed "Oh sure,,I'am fine you
wouldn't happen to have sixty aspirin and a glass of water
would you ,, I got an owwwy." the young woman proceed-
ed to crack right up. She zipped across the street to the
pharmacy and came back with some tylenol and a bottle of
water. After dosing myself with medication I asked her for
her phone number where she,,,again,,,cracked right up
again. Guess she felt sorry for this old fool. But I did get
her phone number. Now ,,, will she answer the phone.
57 Chevy yup
"Real men don't use punctuation; they use caveman-like direct, short sentences."
Gotta agree with that lol.
Scoty B
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T/V Not my area code/timezone man....
You ever wonder why the viking's gave
up pillaging,,plundering, the north and
north eastern coast of scotland. I'ts
because we kick viking butt. The Scot's
are known to be berserker's bout 90x
the wimpy viking mode... All hail Scotland
the brave. 2nd part of that history. The
viking's gave up and decided to negotiate.
If you notice alot of those village's,town's
and hamlet's are named after Viking's. You
came,,,we kicked butt,,, you negotiated and
settled.. So we could be cousin's,,, on my
Scottish side Ritchie/Halvorsen(Viking)
Damn Snach Liegala Gaskie.
Go figuire Eh.
Scoty B
57 Chevy
Right on
Emerson/Lake/Palmer
Lucky Man
Beer/BBQ/Football
and a long legged woman
BTW I did call/She did answer/It's a date.
Oh boy ... cheer's mate :cheers:
Scoty B
You ever wonder why the viking's gave
up pillaging,,plundering, the north and
north eastern coast of scotland. I'ts
because we kick viking butt. The Scot's
are known to be berserker's bout 90x
the wimpy viking mode... All hail Scotland
the brave. 2nd part of that history. The
viking's gave up and decided to negotiate.
If you notice alot of those village's,town's
and hamlet's are named after Viking's. You
came,,,we kicked butt,,, you negotiated and
settled.. So we could be cousin's,,, on my
Scottish side Ritchie/Halvorsen(Viking)
Damn Snach Liegala Gaskie.
Go figuire Eh.
Scoty B
57 Chevy
Right on
Emerson/Lake/Palmer
Lucky Man
Beer/BBQ/Football
and a long legged woman
BTW I did call/She did answer/It's a date.
Oh boy ... cheer's mate :cheers:
Scoty B
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Joined the neighbourhood kids in a game of street hockey last evening. Took a frozen sponge puck to the mouth and a 8 year old's stick to the groin. Mighta well'd up a little. Took wife's unsympathetic laughter like a man (yes dear)!!!!
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Went running and shovelled snow this morning. Made a dispariging comment about the TiCats on FB.
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Just finished playing poker on Full Tilt. Sat at the table with $50, came out with $95. Count as manly?????
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I just finished a little bit of sewing.
"How is this manly", you ask?
First, I took this, (which was pretty manly to begin with), camo-pattern beer belt.
Then I sewed on some nametape, Maple Leaf flash, and tacked on a couple of small pouches for good measure.
The third pic is the belt loaded for bear, with bottle opener, some cold ones, some hot sauce, and a meat thermometer.
I figure this is as close to a chest rig as I'll ever need, and now I just need a yoke, and some straps to finish 'er up.
"How is this manly", you ask?
First, I took this, (which was pretty manly to begin with), camo-pattern beer belt.
Then I sewed on some nametape, Maple Leaf flash, and tacked on a couple of small pouches for good measure.
The third pic is the belt loaded for bear, with bottle opener, some cold ones, some hot sauce, and a meat thermometer.
I figure this is as close to a chest rig as I'll ever need, and now I just need a yoke, and some straps to finish 'er up.
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Hammer Sandwich said:
You, sir, are a genius!!!
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Jim Seggie said:
Thank you Mr. S, but I sir, am no genius.
Just a fat guy with a needle, some thread, and a dream.....
I'll throw up more pics as I progress.
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No please don't throw up!! That is NOT manly!!Hammer Sandwich said:
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Jim Seggie said:
:rofl:
Wow, maybe if I hadn't emptied my beer belt tonight, I would've chose my words more better-er......
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