New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[armyvern]

Those CanCon strippers that Vern booked turned out to be a huge hit with the deployed girls!!

 

[muffin]

Tryouts for the new USO show proved to be very interesting this year....

 

[Reccesoldier]

More impressive moves from the ministry of silly walks.

 

[PMedMoe]

Pte Bloggins realizes he's not looking at a figure 11 target.

 

[gaspasser]

And NOW, for something completely different.......  (brit accent of Micheal Palin)

 

[gaspasser]

Wainwright Anti-Sniper Course.

 

[Rice0031]

More impressive moves from the ministry of silly walks.

...and now for something completely different. A recruit with a cornflake, up his - stop it! Stop it! Stop the program!

 

[211RadOp]

(In your best Bill Murray from Caddy Shack voice) Hello Mr Gopher, I think I will get you this time!

 

[211RadOp]

Oh can you do the Can Can?
If you can then I can
I can Can Can if you Can Can
Can you Can Can

 

[Jacqueline]

Must...remember...brain is...hardware...oriented.

Stiff legs = hard kick

 

[Gunner98]

"We hate it when Mama puts too much starch in our skivies" said the Siamese twins.

 

[Jacqueline]

She doesn't read English and she thought it said S.O.S.

 

[midget-boyd91]

Look the the size of this horse shoe!!!!! I can feel myself getting luckier already!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shamrock]

E Tenebris Bats

 

[Magravan]

E Tenebris Bats

If Batman took over the world, he'd make the new batgear in Russian factories...

 

[vonGarvin]

Военная Разведка:
Military Intelligence.  Why the bat?  Who knows?
Go here to find out:
http://www.vrazvedka.ru/

 

[Yrys]

Mmm, then he wouldn't be able to take over the world, wouldn't he ?

Édith : my Cyrillic is a bit rusty, can you refresh my memory ?
          + my latin is no existant .

 

[Magravan]

Well, this would be his less than brilliant idea that results in his not maintaining his ruling of the world...

 

[vonGarvin]

Mmm, then he wouldn't be able to take over the world, wouldn't he ?

Édith : my cirylic is a bit rusty, can you refresh my memory ?

Voennaya Razvedka is the latinisation of the Cyrillic

 

[Mike Bobbitt]

Voennaya Razvedka is the latinisation of the Cyrillic

Which roughly translated, means "From Bacardi Light"