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You've heard about the many MILITARY RULES of conduct;
Now we have some EASY TO FOLLOW CIVILIAN RULES as well:
Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel
We know that the current state of affairs in Canada have many civilians up in arms politically and rightfully concerned about our troops.
For those of you who can't join the military at this time, you can still lend a hand here at home. The following are a few of the areas where your assistance would be appreciated:
(1) The next time you see an adult talking, (or wearing a hat), during the playing of the National Anthem - - - kick their ass.
(2) When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the flag or bad-mouthing our troops in protest - - - kick their ass.
(3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every day. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make Canada great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
(4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing camouflage combats and telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
(5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
(6) If you witness someone calling the Canadian Coast Guard 'non-military,' inform them of their mistake - - - and kick their ass.
(7) Next time the Canadian flag goes by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her. Of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
(8) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are all Canadian, (well, hopefully most), and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander. The Prime Minister, (for those who didn't know), is our Commander regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those MPs meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out and some of them die. If you keep asking the same stupid questions repeatedly, you should get your ass kicked.
(9) 'Your mama wears army boots' never made sense to me, so stop saying it. If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick YOUR ass!!!
(10) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying, 'Let's go kill those Commies'. And stop asking returning soldiers where HE is!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me - -
if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass.
(11) 'flyboy' (Air Force), 'grunt' (Army), 'harry bag' (Navy) etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your ass kicked.
(12) Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.
It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who has given the protester the right to burn the flag.
Now we have some EASY TO FOLLOW CIVILIAN RULES as well:
Military Rules for Non-Military Personnel
We know that the current state of affairs in Canada have many civilians up in arms politically and rightfully concerned about our troops.
For those of you who can't join the military at this time, you can still lend a hand here at home. The following are a few of the areas where your assistance would be appreciated:
(1) The next time you see an adult talking, (or wearing a hat), during the playing of the National Anthem - - - kick their ass.
(2) When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the flag or bad-mouthing our troops in protest - - - kick their ass.
(3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every day. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make Canada great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.
(4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing camouflage combats and telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.
(5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).
(6) If you witness someone calling the Canadian Coast Guard 'non-military,' inform them of their mistake - - - and kick their ass.
(7) Next time the Canadian flag goes by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her. Of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
(8) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are all Canadian, (well, hopefully most), and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander. The Prime Minister, (for those who didn't know), is our Commander regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those MPs meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out and some of them die. If you keep asking the same stupid questions repeatedly, you should get your ass kicked.
(9) 'Your mama wears army boots' never made sense to me, so stop saying it. If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick YOUR ass!!!
(10) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying, 'Let's go kill those Commies'. And stop asking returning soldiers where HE is!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me - -
if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass.
(11) 'flyboy' (Air Force), 'grunt' (Army), 'harry bag' (Navy) etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your ass kicked.
(12) Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.
It is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who has given the protester the right to burn the flag.
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