So there I was.......

[kkwd]

.... other life ... it seems like about 9 days or so ago ....

 

[George Wallace]

....that I set out on a new adventure, bright eyed and bushy......

 

[kkwd]

.... bearded with the crumbs of yesterday's breakfast still in it ...

 

[George Wallace]

....enough for a snack during coffee break with the............

 

[kkwd]

.... the sludge they call coffee dripping from the chin of the insane RSM, he hasn't been the same since they took away tans....

 

[George Wallace]

....having developed a tic in his left eye, which constantly moved his hatbadge.......

 

[kkwd]

.... and warned everybody of his approach with the clicking noise ....

 

[Sigs Pig]

...from his left hip, unless of course, if he was doing the moonwalk across the parade square, then it was...

 

[kkwd]

.... the sound of the undigested ham omelet in his intestines making a sound not unlike the sloshing of semi dried cement on a cold day ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... like winter warfare training in Flin Flon ...

 

[kkwd]

..... where the snow snakes were as thick as flies ....

 

[R. Jorgensen]

...and the women looked like men...

 

[kkwd]

.... with big boots that would hurt if they came down on ....

 

[Panzer Grenadier]

...oblivious smurfs who were just by chance reading the 9th edition of...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual ...

 

[Shec]

...upon which QC MIL Pam 0001001, The Militia Detachment in Battle, was drafted...

 

[PMedMoe]

......chiseled in stone, just like the......

 

[Shec]

...the names inscribed on the memorial at PaintBall Ridge of those militiamen who paid the supreme sacrifice during the war between Hell's Angels & Rock Machine...

 

[Sigs Pig]

... in the section aptly titled "For those who forgot their 'bulletproof' vest, we gratefully thank them for..."

 

[Old Sweat]

removing themselves from the gene pool . . .