So there I was.......

[Michael OLeary]

... as he looked up Semtex in his Anarchists Bible ....

 

[kkwd]

.... but it being the Milice version was full of errors and half truths ....

 

[Michael OLeary]

... in the end the police were unsure if his homemade playdoh pipe bomb strapped to a unilingual "STOP" sign actually constituted terrorism ...

 

[kkwd]

... and the ammunition casings cobbled out of cigarette package tin foil just made the case more confusing ...

 

[Shec]

...not to mention the body armour made of flattened beer cans...

 

[kkwd]

.... but someone forgot to tell them to empty them first ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

...but it was not a serious loss, being Labatt 50 ...

 

[kkwd]

.... which ate through our freshly painted pirate looking crest ...

 

[Shec]

...emblazoned with the motto "A Duceppe Nous Merdes Gros Uns"

 

[kkwd]

.... with pizza bones and fur balls all over ...

 

[Michael OLeary]

... the strange little hat he wore ....

 

[kkwd]

.... made of tin foil salvaged from the dumpster behind the Chateau Laurier, but having oddly shaped heads ...

 

[Haggis]

... which brought us back to post number 571, at which point this thread looked a bit like Groundhog Day.  So, I opened the QR&O looking for new material...

 

[Shec]

...and postulated that the use of tinfoil from Cherry Blossom candybars could lend a new contextual dimension to the term "cherry beret"...

 

[kkwd]

.... which was worn only on days that end in the letter Y. But we all knew that this madness would end and a big boot would come down and step on our ...

 

[geo]

... weekend passes - before we could pick em up from....

 

[kkwd]

.... the snapping jaws officially known as the Chief Clerk, so we put on our heavy gloves and helmet to meet our fate ...

 

[Haggis]

..with the sergeant major.  His eyes glowed, backlit like Harley-Davidson hellfire.  He stepped closer, staring deep into my soul, barely breathing the words "So..... you wanna play games with me...., son?"  The blood ran cold in my veins.......

 

[geo]

.... colder than the ice cold beer I was hoping to get my hands on after...

 

[kkwd]

.... I finished getting my severe beating ...