Da_man
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Mod note: This is a confirmed joke. Please don't redistribute as "fact".
this better be a joke!
>
> Item 1: The CADPAT Necktie (possible working name: " CRAVATPAT " ):
> There used to be a time in the military when combats were for the field,
> work dress was for the office and CF's were for parades. With the
> unfortunate demise of Work and Garrison Dress, many office workers have
> been
> obligated to wear combats. Owing to the restrictions placed on pressing
> this order of dress, administrative workers throughout the CF have lost
> the
> ability to show some real pride in the way they wear their uniform. The
> answer: CRAVATPAT.
> You will notice that the CRAVATPAT gives one a more finished look, similar
> to the effect produced by the 3A's. The CRAVATPAT is sufficiently wide to
> accommodate a standard slip on in the appropriate area of the chest,
> ensuring that the wearer's rank is not obscured. The slip on also acts as
> a
> means by which to place the excess, rear portion of the CRAVATPAT,
> ensuring
> that the wearer looks neat and tidy at all times.
>
> Item 2: The CADPAT Beret (possible working name: " CADHAT " ):
> The age-old problem of how best to obscure the colour of one's beret when
> transitioning between the office and the field has now been solved. For
> those working in a chiefly administrative position, switching between a
> beret and boonie hat (and sometime back again) for the odd trip into the
> sticks is a time-consuming process that often results in lost time at the
> office. The answer: CADHAT.
>
>
> The CADHAT is designed to give maximum camouflage cover to the wearer
> while
> retaining all the distinguished features of a traditional beret. For
> extended field use, the badge worn in garrison can be detached from the
> Velcro backing and replaced with a subdued version, possibly from the old
> OD
> field cap stocks still sitting in a CFSD somewhere. Note also how natty
> the
> CADHAT looks when worn with the CRAVATPAT-a truly winning combination.
this better be a joke!
>
> Item 1: The CADPAT Necktie (possible working name: " CRAVATPAT " ):
> There used to be a time in the military when combats were for the field,
> work dress was for the office and CF's were for parades. With the
> unfortunate demise of Work and Garrison Dress, many office workers have
> been
> obligated to wear combats. Owing to the restrictions placed on pressing
> this order of dress, administrative workers throughout the CF have lost
> the
> ability to show some real pride in the way they wear their uniform. The
> answer: CRAVATPAT.
> You will notice that the CRAVATPAT gives one a more finished look, similar
> to the effect produced by the 3A's. The CRAVATPAT is sufficiently wide to
> accommodate a standard slip on in the appropriate area of the chest,
> ensuring that the wearer's rank is not obscured. The slip on also acts as
> a
> means by which to place the excess, rear portion of the CRAVATPAT,
> ensuring
> that the wearer looks neat and tidy at all times.
>
> Item 2: The CADPAT Beret (possible working name: " CADHAT " ):
> The age-old problem of how best to obscure the colour of one's beret when
> transitioning between the office and the field has now been solved. For
> those working in a chiefly administrative position, switching between a
> beret and boonie hat (and sometime back again) for the odd trip into the
> sticks is a time-consuming process that often results in lost time at the
> office. The answer: CADHAT.
>
>
> The CADHAT is designed to give maximum camouflage cover to the wearer
> while
> retaining all the distinguished features of a traditional beret. For
> extended field use, the badge worn in garrison can be detached from the
> Velcro backing and replaced with a subdued version, possibly from the old
> OD
> field cap stocks still sitting in a CFSD somewhere. Note also how natty
> the
> CADHAT looks when worn with the CRAVATPAT-a truly winning combination.
