New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)

[Munxcub]

Gunner "You're wearing your BEWs, right?"

What do you think I am... Stupid or something?

 

[zipperhead_cop]

"BORING!!"

 

[Mike Baker]

Snow angels work best when you use your legs too.

 

[geo]

NEWS Flash.... JDF soldiers learn to ski in BC interior
As a cost cutting measure, they are using their butts for skis

 

[Gunner98]

I thought Cdn recruits had to do leg raises for a long period of time - but from the heat of summer until the first snowfall is pretty impressive.

 

[211RadOp]

Yeah, I think we can fit a dozen cans in there!  :cheers:

 

[BinRat55]

-  Hello??  Is this thing on??

-  Can you hear me now?

-  It's a good thing this chair was here or I never would have gotten my lighter outta there!!

 

[Shamrock]

Budget cutbacks have forced the Air Force to approach aircraft from new, cost-saving alternatives.

Below, two pilots put the Feminist-15 through its paces.

 

[geo]

Heeeey... if you can't beat em.... fly em

 

[Mike Baker]

"Where's the cup holder?"

"I have a splinter in a REALLY bad place!"

 

[GUNS]

These guys are sissy's, back in Oct or Nov. 1972 while on a Jump Course in Alberta. :warstory:  I was introduced to the "Airborne snow bath", interesting how the body deals with extreme cold.  :-[

Then I introduce new fun for someone else to quash.

 

[Thompson_JM]

Sure... any old suck can smack a block on their head.... It takes a REAL man to do a flaming one on his boys...

"Ready Ivan? Up! he sees me! down! Up! he sees me! down!"

 

[TN2IC]

*Russian Accent*
Ok Ivan, the count is up, 2,3, down. Not up, 1,2,3,4,5,6,down. That's how we lost Boris last time.

 

[geo]

Using "Elmer Fudd" accent.... " A hinting we will go, a hunting we will go, hi ho the merry oh, a hunting we will go"

 

[Rayman]

WRT the flaming one- "I know theres the Ring of Fire but this is ridiculous!"
And the other- "gun goes up, gun goes down, gun goes up, gun goes down...."

 

[JBoyd]

Guy on gun: "I wonder if he knows I am sleeping with his wife... I hope not"

Other guy: "look at that schmuck up there, I wonder if he knows im sleeping with his wife"

 

[Long Sword]

After Tannenberg, the Tsar attempted to improve moral with play ground equipment.

 

[Shamrock]

3 Bn Royal Tuponian Infantry Regiment, in an effort to show they can do everything armour can do better, demonstrate how a turret and hull down are done light infantry style.

 

[GUNS]

Hope he don't notice we ate the horse and used the wheels to cook it. ;D :warstory:

 

[Rice0031]

"In Soviet Russia..."