The Womanly Thread - Thank you Tommy ;)

[Joani]

OK, so which of you ladies did true woman's work?  You know, ironing  your man's shirt for him, wearing a french maid's outfit, while concurrently making sure that his beer never got empty nor too warm?  8)

(Can you tell that I'm no longer married?)  ;D

To my man's dismay, I have told him I will not iron his shirts, though I do give foot-rubs and I love cooking for him.

After washing my hands, of course.

 

[Thompson_JM]

Seems to me there is a missing part before the going to sleep... ;D

Wore a big name tag proclaiming my name to be "Miffy" while I played a student in my 7 year old daughter's play school room while she was pretending to be the teacher.  Apparently, Miffy is capable of better work and needs to apply himself more to be successful    Not much has changed...

;D

That would also be allowed in the Manly thread for maximum points, as any guy with a pair that works can make a child... but it takes a real man to be a Dad. 

 

[Alea]

Seems to me there is a missing part before the going to sleep... ;D

How would that be possible? He's got a headache  >

Alea

 

[FDO]

;D

That would also be allowed in the Manly thread for maximum points, as any guy with a pair that works can make a child... but it takes a real man to be a Dad. 

Whole heartedly agree with that!! Did a lot of "unmanly" things for the sake of my kids during the short stints we had alongside. (thankfully there were no pictures except in my kids minds!!)

 

[medicineman]

OK, so which of you ladies did true woman's work?  You know, ironing  your man's shirt for him, wearing a french maid's outfit, while concurrently making sure that his beer never got empty nor too warm?  8)

(Can you tell that I'm no longer married?)  ;D

I guess here is the place to point out that I iron my wife's uniform...but I don't wear the French Maid outfit.  I have to draw the line somewhere.

MM

 

[HavokFour]

I wore a pink shirt.

 

[Thompson_JM]

I wore a pink shirt.

Apparently Pink is Womanly....

However if you Call it "Angry Salmon" its Manly enough...  Add some Tan in a can and frosted hair tips and it'll get you a guest spot on Jersey Shore.... Fist Pounding like a CHAMP!

Ahem... anyways...

uh... womanly thing... womanly thing... oh, I talked about feelings today...

 

[SeanNewman]

Double feminine:

I got up with the baby last night, and received my appointment to get a vasectomy in September.

 

[Gunner98]

While on extended break from school - I have been doing the shopping, cooking, hanging laundry and cleaning - trying to make up for 11 months on IR.

(Petamocto)

I am at a loss as to how getting a vasectomy is a womanly thing, perhaps you should recheck the name of the doctor and clinic with whom you made the appointment for surgery?

 

[PMedMoe]

IMO, getting a vasectomy is a manly thing.  Stepping up to the plate and being responsible for birth control.  :nod:

 

[armyvern]

... Stepping up to the plate and being responsible for birth control.  :nod:

Which used to be, strictly, a womanly thing.

 

[SeanNewman]

Any man who would rather his wife go through a more severe surgery than he would have to go through is hardly a man.

Still, a man losing his fertility is still decidedly un-masculine.

 

[HavokFour]

Double feminine:

I got up with the baby last night, and received my appointment to get a vasectomy in September.

Remember, DON'T FLINCH!  ;D

 

[zipperhead_cop]

Still, a man losing his fertility is still decidedly un-masculine.

Nothing wrong with being Sunkist, buds.  And creating unwanted kids is neither manly nor womanly.  "Fertility" has a time and a place. 

 

[Greymatters]

Yesterday I folded laundry, did dishes, baked the wife a cake, and willingly attended a folk music performance with her... (it was her birthday)

 

[armyvern]

Yesterday I folded laundry, did dishes, baked the wife a cake, and willingly attended a folk music performance with her... (it was her birthday)

For this to be truely considered 'womanly', you must perform same-said tasks on a day that is not 'calendar special' ...

Else, you did them simply because you had to, thus negating the womanliness about them.

 

[Greymatters]

For this to be truely considered 'womanly', you must perform same-said tasks on a day that is not 'calendar special' ...

Else, you did them simply because you had to, thus negating the womanliness about them.

Tough guidelines!  But doesnt listening to any folky-type music, regardless of the calender day, qualify as 'womanly'...?

 

[dangerboy]

Broke out my housewife kit and sewed up a rip in my combat pants.  Of course it says something about todays culture when most of the people that saw me sewing today asked why I did not exchange my pants; it was not that big a rip and I sewed it up no problem (a mat tech might disagree with me, but it works for  field pants).

 

[Alea]

Warning: This is not a blond's joke 

Today, I needed to buy a bulb for one of my lamps so I went to the store and got back home with... 30 amp fuses.

Then I sat down and figured it's about time I get back on the dating scene and find myself a nice man who knows the difference between a bulb and a fuse (even if they look alike a lot because in this case... THEY DO!).

Alea

 

[zipperhead_cop]

Was it at least a halogen bar type lamp?  They kind of look the same.