The 'What If Canada Gets Attacked' Superthread

[Scott]

Well we will see if the town wants to come along but either way we are annexing the Walmart!

WainMart!

But you'll never, ever, have the Oak Room or The Camelot. (did I get the color scheme right? Don't throw me an executive curl if I didn't, I'm new here)

 

[a_majoor]

WainMart!

But you'll never, ever, have the Oak Room or The Camelot. (did I get the color scheme right? Don't throw me an executive curl if I didn't, I'm new here)

If the Republic of Wainwright starts a war over the local watering holes we will send the 10,000 marines from upthread to sort things out!  :rage:

 

[Fishbone Jones]

And they'll get stopped by these guys! Canada's Prairie Maritime Defence Force Arrrrgggghhh.

 

[George Wallace]

WainMart!

But you'll never, ever, have the Oak Room or The Camelot. (did I get the color scheme right? Don't throw me an executive curl if I didn't, I'm new here)

Ah!  But then there are the Park and Wainwright Hotels, and of course we can't forget Bridget the Midget. 

 

[Danjanou]

Wait Wainwright has a Walmart now? Still not enough to get me to return to the enema insertion point for NATO. Besides I'm probably still banned for life from the Park Hotel. 8)

 

[Colin Parkinson]

Ah!  But then there are the Park and Wainwright Hotels, and of course we can't forget Bridget the Midget.

Well somebody needs to be PM of the country, not sure if she would do well as a royal figuehead.

 

[a_majoor]

Well somebody needs to be PM of the country, not sure if she would do well as a royal figuehead.

Just the figurehead on those Saskatchewan pirate ships.....