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THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN
This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we
need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here‘s one plan.
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those good ol‘ boys: We will never "interfere"
again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don‘t want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We‘ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are. France would welcome them.
4 All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don‘t like it there, change it yourself and don‘t hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don‘t need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don‘t attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it‘s back home
baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don‘t like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen
or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don‘t
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain‘t that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired,
your huddled masses." She‘s got a baseball bat and she‘s yelling, "You
want a piece of me?"
This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since 9/11/01.
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we
need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here‘s one plan.
1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosovich and the rest of those good ol‘ boys: We will never "interfere"
again.
2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don‘t want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
fence.
3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We‘ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
are. France would welcome them.
4 All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
allowed in. If you don‘t like it there, change it yourself and don‘t hide
here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don‘t need any more
cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don‘t attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it‘s back home
baby.
6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
will have to cope for a while.
7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their oil. If they don‘t like it, we go some place else. They can go
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain,
cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen
or given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if
anything.
9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don‘t
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can
call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...
Now, ain‘t that a winner of a plan.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired,
your huddled masses." She‘s got a baseball bat and she‘s yelling, "You
want a piece of me?"
