The belt I got for Christmas is to small

[GUNS]

The belt I got for Christmas is to small.
The belt I got for Christmas is to small.

I used to have a 6-pack,
now I got a rucksack.

The belt I got for Christmas is to small.


I had a healthy liver for so long.
I had a healthy liver for so long.

It was so firm and reddish,
but now its weak and grayish.

I had a healthy liver for so long.


Christmas dinner went very well this year.( I tink)
Christmas dinner went very well this year.

The guests were not to happy,
when Capt. Morgan made me go nappy.

Christmas dinner went very well this year.


The belt I got for Christmas is to big.
The belt I got for Christmas is to big.

I woke in the night, with my wife, she not so happy,
as the belt she tightened quickly around my neck.

The belt I got for Christmas is to big.


Hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year.

 

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I see.