Political Variation...

[Goober]

Found this on a random search of google, thought it was pretty funny.

Socialism:  You have 2 cows; give one to your neighbour.
Communism:  You have 2 cows; government takes both and gives you the milk.
Fascism:  You have 2 cows; government takes both and sells you the milk.
Nazism:  You have 2 cows; the government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucracy:  You have 2 cows; the government takes both then shoots one, milks the other and throws away the milk.
Capitalism:  You have 2 cows; you sell one and buy a bull.

original page: http://www.skennerton.com/archive1.html

 

[K. Ash]

"Bureaucracy:  You have 2 cows; the government takes both then shoots one, milks the other and throws away the milk."

Oh that's good.

 

[Guardian]

Bureaucracy:  You have 2 cows; the government takes both then shoots one, milks the other and throws away the milk.

It's funny 'cause it's true....  ;D

Oh, wait, I just thought about it, and it's not that funny anymore.... because, sadly, it's true....  :crybaby: