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Miss Spelling + Their They're There - George's Rants Both Together

Jaxson said:
Alrizzle mizzle you nizzle to cizzle down on thizzle fizzle strizzle tizzle bizzle you gizzle hurt, if you wizzle tizzle thug, lizzle whizzle your sizzle thizzle should provizzle my poizzle about my bizzle on thizzle strizzle.
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Sig_Des said:
that's stupizzle
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Yeah...i hate your generation too  ;D
 
*Shudder*
aesop081 said:
Yeah...i hate your generation too   ;D
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hmm...They make me feel bad for liking country music, liking to eat meat, not smoking pot, liking to wear my pants on my waist, using proper grammar.....
 
Grade 6...

How many Gun emplacements do you have around your desk?
 
:rofl: None, but they sure settle down when I pick up my claymore switch!
They are actually a good group, they just can't spell...... kind of like some denizens of this thread.
 
My sister-in-law teaches a Grade 3 class.
She conned me into speaking to them about
Ambulances and Paramedics.
Well there were 3, grade 3 classes that were invited.
I ended up speaking and demonstrating for 2 periods.
I had brought almost everthing we carry in the ambulance.
I was waiting for the "wrap it up signal," she forgot all about it.
The Horror, The Horror...

Kudo's to you!

Ben
 
Eye now have a hedake fum redin these posts. :-\

Ow!
 
Spanky said:
Grade 6
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My son is in grade 6, and I have noticed his spelling sucks too. He is a good kid, in the band, sports and all that stuff, but he sucks at writing. I think alot of it stems back to being at the school we were in while living in the US during his formative years. They were not as strict on spelling and grammar as they were on the kids having a good idea and going with it. He has incredible ideas, but can't write them down properly so that he can properly convey what he is trying to say.
 
Lets not got off corse peepole, were misspelling things hear. ;D
 
sorre. My misstak. i furgot i was supsosd to skruw up mi speleng.
 
eye weent two de storr two bye sum pottaytoes and wen i gut dere da cupberd waz bear nakie.
 
George Wallace said:
Hit ape piers dat sum ppl still cum heir two yous wrong spelling inn there postes.  Won must bee conscience inn how there spelling and grammar is, sew they R able two pass educational requirements too enroll inn the Canadian Farces.  If won expects two get promoted, won must bee able two right memos and reports.  Hit is sew annoying and thyme consumming two try and translate poor english and grammar inn docs when proper english and grammar R knot yoused. 
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Ids spelled "rechoirmends"... Ged a fork'n grib.

Seriously though, it's the same thing over here. And we've even got three more letters (to f*ck things up with) than you!

Don't know if your browser will show the actual letters, but they are:
Æ=AE (pronounced as the first e in "spelled")
Ø=OE (pronounced as... ?)
Ã…=AA  (pronounced as the O in "OH")

... And here endeth the lesson ;D

 
I think the points been made ;) no need to continue wasting bandwidth on this.
 
I have a spelling checker
It came with my PC
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule
The checker pour o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Be fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if were lacks or have a laps,
We wood be maid to wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of non eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft ware four pea seas.
And why I brake in two averse
By righting want too pleas.

OR

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

;D
 
Eye just red oh ver the entirety of this thread, and Iam fairly certain Eye dyed a little on the inside.
Now Eye can knot stop  :crybaby:

Why did you have to bring back this dead thread?? My head kills now! Damn you!

Midget
 
Thanks Sapper.

That's a good 5 minutes of my life I will never get back.
 
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