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KFC 'colonel' breaches United Nations security
Steven Edwards, Canwest News Service: Monday, October 26, 2009
http://news.globaltv.com/world/colonel+breaches+United+Nations+security/2147843/story.html
UNITED NATIONS — Red-faced United Nations officials Monday admitted to a major security lapse after a UN guard helped Kentucky Fried Chicken's "Colonel Sanders" gain access to restricted areas.

The guard escorted the white-suited intruder past security barriers, where he got a handshake from the UN General Assembly president, Dr. Ali A. Treki of Libya.

The faux fast food chain founder also posed for a picture beneath the assembly's giant UN logo, which overlooks the spot where world leaders address their international counterparts.

"It should not have happened — that I will stress, and very strongly," said Michele Montas, spokeswoman for UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.

"There was some lapse in security and the individual in question . . . was, on the initiative of one security guard, taken . . . into the UN."

The real Harland "Colonel" Sanders typically wore a white suit and string bow tie, but he has been dead since 1980.

Montas said security officials, many of whom are brought in from overseas, were "still trying to find out exactly what happened."

The incident last Thursday apparently was part of a publicity stunt by the fast food chain, which is seeking to promote its grilled alternative to its signature fried chicken. It had dispatched the Sanders look-alike, identified by KFC as Robert Thompson, and also wrote to Ban.

Montas warned the UN could take legal action against the company, whose letter, signed by KFC president Roger Eaton, asked that the secretary general register the "Grilled Nation" of grilled chicken eaters as the 193rd UN member state.

"That letter is absolutely void to us; it has no meaning whatsoever," Montas said. "The UN cannot be involved in a commercial venture. Period. This is being touched upon by our legal department."

Treki, who introduced world leaders at the recent General Assembly summit, posed with the Sanders look-alike in a lounge area frequented by diplomats and government leaders.

"I wouldn't call that a meeting," bristled Jean-Victor Nkolo, Treki's spokesman after a reporter asked if he could confirm the two had "met."

"There was no meeting. No appointment scheduled with the actor impersonating Colonel Sanders . . . there was a brief encounter with the president of the General Assembly."

Nkolo said Treki shook the impersonator's hand because "he's a very polite man."

UN TV crews eventually raised the alarm after being stunned when the impersonator approached cameras set up for diplomats, and began making claims about the extent of the "Grilled Nation." At that point, additional security guards arrived and escorted him from the building.
 
"Montas warned the UN could take legal action against the company"
...you can sue because someone made you look stupid?? :eek:

In that case I'm going to be rich!!!!!!  Quick, where's Jackie Chiles?

http://www.seinfeldonline.com/jackie.html
 
I wonder if Ronald and Grimace showed up how they would do getting in?
 
I just want to state here, without fear of contradiction, that The Royal Canadian Regiment had nothing to do with this event.

Pro Patria!

:salute:
 
Technoviking said:
I just want to state here, without fear of contradiction, that The Royal Canadian Regiment had nothing to do with this event.

Pro Patria!

:salute:

Of course not.  The RCR is sensible enough to give its colonels adult supervision - that's why we have CWOs...
 
This article made my day! Not enough for me to eat at the Dirty Bird, but enough to admire their marketing cojones.
 
Technoviking said:
I just want to state here, without fear of contradiction, that The Royal Canadian Regiment had nothing to do with this event.

Pro Patria!

:salute:


:rofl:

Crikey TV, you beat me to it!!

And for the pictures;


102709colsanders.jpg


dileas

tess


 
They can guard the Colonel's Secret Recipe, but they can't guard the UN from the Colonel!  :)

Found on the 'Net:
 
Sadly, the good Colonel could probably get more done around that Gong Show than the stiff shirts that are supposed to be there  :p
 
hmmm.. I wonder, is there a chance for me to be a security guard at the UN? I mean I know what a bird-colonel looks like...  And I could do with the money....
 
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