Don't rent star ship troopers 2.
I just spent 10 minutes getting sick in the bathroom due to the feeling it left in my stomach.
-First off continously yelling COME ON, LETS GO, COME ON, MOVE IT, COME ON, FOLLOW ME, COME ON YOU CAN DO IT, KEEP MOVING! in a battle sceen doesn't constitute as
good diolouge. It's quite stupid.
-The guns they use sound like air guns, the "flash" at the end of the barrel when they fire looks like someone used a blue penligt.
-The movie blair witch project was probably filmed with a bigger budget. ($30'000 for those of you who didn't know).
-The "hero" if the movie is a spitting image of Richard hatch. The fat gay guy who won survivor.
-Bugs started taking over peoples bodies a la the b rated movies from the 80s (aliens from outer space, the body snatchers, brain bugs, the monsters from outter space).
-For the most part bugs infect a new host through kissing. (Talk about a bad STD) which leads to a few humping sceens with a few boobie shots. (Only reason why i didnt turn the movie off)
-The actors couldnt pass themselves off as MOVIE soldiers if their life depended on it. Children come across as having more backbone then these guys. Theycould have atleast casted people who kinda look like soldiers and act like em. They really undid everything that made the first movie good. These guys looked like a bunch of pansies. Didn't even try to wear their helmets right and their boots looked like something from a michael jackson video.
-The message richard hatch and the mobile infantry recruiting people send out about the army is horrible. Officers are all useless and all they do is tell grunts where to die. Great message to send out? People only see the grunts as cannon fodder, their only job is to be meat for the grinder.
I'd keep going but it'll make me sick again, what the fuck is wrong with people making movies now? Why is it when someone comes out with a GOOD movie some asshole turns around and says hey maybe i can get rich by making a shitty sequel.
