You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a
.45 ACP and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the 1911A1 have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
> does this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me, If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
away
while he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?
> Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
> Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a
.45 ACP and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
_____________________________________________________________________
Democrat's Answer:
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the 1911A1 have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
> does this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me, If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get
away
while he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
few days and try to come to a consensus.
_____________________________________________________________________
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
_______________________________________________________________________
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?
> Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
> Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
