British Army Officers - You Know You're Institutionalized When...

[Benny]

Calling out 'shot, over' prior to throwing an object to someone, and expecting 'shot, out' when they catch it.

 

[Trooper Hale]

Saying "Move now...out" to people when leaving a bar...
When looking for something you cant find, saying "Wait...wait...wait out"

 

[niner domestic]

One of my favourites was the First Officer saying, "Righty, gels, we're going to learn how to march with a 32 inch stride in a skirt with a 28 inch hemline and do it in high heels. Come on gels, leg it!".

 

[RangerRay]

Calling out 'shot, over' prior to throwing an object to someone, and expecting 'shot, out' when they catch it.

I seem to recall saying that when passing gas... ;D

 

[The Rifleman]

I have to stop from telling poeple at work "keep it simple, stupid!", they don't understand "wait, out" and they never get how you take your tea - UN or NATO (white & weak or dark & strong!)