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Has this happened to anyone else? I got banned from Costoc for "Creating a disturbance" Just wondered if it's me or have others suffered similar fates? let me explain;
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina
dog chow for my loyal pet, Darby, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout
line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I woke up in ICU with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled
with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to
sniff an Irish setter’s butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind
her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there for a month. Is this fair?
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina
dog chow for my loyal pet, Darby, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout
line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I woke up in ICU with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to
mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled
with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to
sniff an Irish setter’s butt and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind
her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.
Costco won't let me shop there for a month. Is this fair?
