Time for a necropost...
Flash back to the initial issue of CADPAT for AF types. I was issued five Fruit of the Loom AF Blue t-shirts, size XL, which served me well over a year until I couldn't take the "we still don't have any" response at clothing stores. I then got a relative to buy a bunch of the same size, same brand t-shirts in the US while they were on a shopping trip.
Jump ahead to April of this year. After checking with clothing stores at increasingly frequent intervals for over three months, I gave in to their suggestion that I take 5 of their XXL t-shirts and give them a hot wash and dry, and come back when they get stock in size XL. I take them home, unwrap them, note that they're now "Logistik Unicorp" brand, and fire them into a hot wash and dry. I've never worn a dress before, but I have to imagine it's a lot like wearing one of these t-shirts. It's half way down my thighs, and the sleeves hang out from underneath the rolled-up sleeves of a combat shirt. I suffer with it, rolling up the sleeves of the t-shirt as necessary so as not to draw fire from above.
I checked back with clothing stores on a whim a few weeks ago, and they tell me that they have size XL in stock. I hop on the next shuttle over to clothing stores, explain that I'm there to get 5 XL t-shirts, and explain the whole sordid story again when they see that I've already gotten my five for the year. I get my new XL t-shirts (Logistik Unicorp brand again), and take them home for a wash/dry according to the instructions.
I put one of them on yesterday morning. It fits like a second skin. Literally. It's strangling me by the neck, and the sleeves are so short (well, one of them anyways) that it feels like there's a knife in my armpit. They got the length right, though.
So, given that there's enough space between a size XL and a size XXL to fit another human in there with me, I'd like to know how to make a complaint about the shirts - because every one of them is like that, right down to the one arm being shorter than the other. No, it's not my arms.
Do we still use UCRs? Make a complaint to Logistik Unicorp? Take them back to supply? Be thankful that I even got AF blue t-shirts issued to me at all? ;D