What the....? The Leafs have Won the Stanley Cup!!!

[Celticgirl]

Canada was stunned this morning when it was announced that The Stanley Cup
will be awarded to the Toronto Maple Leafs, possibly as early as December
10th.
The cup will be stripped from from 2008 playoff champions the Detroit Red
Wings and be awarded to the Leafs, who didn't even make the playoffs.
How is this possible, Canadians ask?
Well, the Leafs have formed a coalition with eastern conference
semifinalists the Montreal Canadians, and conference quarter finalists the
Ottawa Senators, now outnumbering the Red Wings.
According to current Leaf coach Ron Wilson "the Red Wings have lost the
confidence of the league and should hand the cup over immediately to our
coalition".

NHL commissioner Gary Bettman is cutting short a European trip to try to
resolve the unprecedented hockey crisis that could force a second playoff
series, or see an opposing team coalition take the cup.








;D

 

[Yrys]

See also here :

Tory minority thread

 

[Celticgirl]

See also here :

Tory minority thread

Ahhhh....Someone beat me to it!    >

 

[Rodahn]

Only if the following happens.......

 

[Celticgirl]

The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup:

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One day, Satan was out for a walk through Hell, making sure things were running smoothly. When he got to the Lake of Fire, he saw a man sitting by the lake, relaxing in a lawn chair, and not sweating or looking uncomfortable at all. Perplexed, Satan approached the man and asked:

"Young man, are you not hot or bothered by this heat?" The man replied, "Oh no, not at all. I lived in downtown Ottawa and this weather is just like a typical July day in the city."

Satan thought that this was not a good sign, so he rushed back to his office and turned up the heat in Hell another 100 degrees. Satisfied with himself, he again returned to the Lake of Fire to check on the young man.

When he got there, the man was showing a few beads of sweat, but that was all. Again Satan asked the Ottawa native,

"Are you hot and uncomfortable yet?"

The young man looked up and said, "No, the temperature is just like a hot August day in Ottawa. I'm coping it just fine."

Satan decided that he had to do something drastic to make this man's stay in Hell unpleasant. He went back to his office, turned the heat all the way down, and then turned up the air conditioning. The temperature in Hell quickly dropped well below zero. As he approached the Lake of Fire, he noticed that it was now frozen over. He also saw the young man jumping up and down wildly, waving his arms and yelling into the air.

"This looks promising!" thought Satan. Coming closer, he finally made out what the man was shouting:

"The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup! The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!"

 

[Marshall]

Canada was stunned this morning when it was announced that The Stanley Cup
will be awarded to the Toronto Maple Leafs, possibly as early as December
10th.
The cup will be stripped from from 2008 playoff champions the Detroit Red
Wings and be awarded to the Leafs, who didn't even make the playoffs.
How is this possible, Canadians ask?
Well, the Leafs have formed a coalition with eastern conference
semifinalists the Montreal Canadians, and conference quarter finalists the
Ottawa Senators, now outnumbering the Red Wings.
According to current Leaf coach Ron Wilson "the Red Wings have lost the
confidence of the league and should hand the cup over immediately to our
coalition".

NHL commissioner Gary Bettman is cutting short a European trip to try to
resolve the unprecedented hockey crisis that could force a second playoff
series, or see an opposing team coalition take the cup.








;D

Well done.  ;D

 

[benny88]

Canada was stunned this morning when it was announced that The Stanley Cup
will be awarded to the Toronto Maple Leafs, possibly as early as December
10th.
The cup will be stripped from from 2008 playoff champions the Detroit Red
Wings and be awarded to the Leafs, who didn't even make the playoffs.
How is this possible, Canadians ask?
Well, the Leafs have formed a coalition with eastern conference
semifinalists the Montreal Canadians, and conference quarter finalists the
Ottawa Senators, now outnumbering the Red Wings.
According to current Leaf coach Ron Wilson "the Red Wings have lost the
confidence of the league and should hand the cup over immediately to our
coalition".

NHL commissioner Gary Bettman is cutting short a European trip to try to
resolve the unprecedented hockey crisis that could force a second playoff
series, or see an opposing team coalition take the cup.








;D

  I shit you not I used this exact same analogy to a friend about the coalition 2 days ago! Copyright Pending Benny88!

 

[mjc_1812]

Unfortunately, those conniving HaBLOCtants only signed onto the coalition because the Sen(DP) and Maple Libs promised that they would be moved to their own division in the Eastern Conference "The French Centre". Upon realisation that Bettman would not allow such a travesty, the Habs quickly withdrew support, which caused unlimited embarrassment to the SenDPs and Maple Libs. Fortunately for the Libs, they have endured a recent string of embarrassments and have perfected the art of cheek turning.

 

[Marshall]

Ah.. I heard this on the radio other night.. I wonder who is mimicking who...