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Yes, here it is, what you've all been waiting for...
THE 2011 BOASWSAIN PARODY!
This was inspred at camp, HMCS Ontario, so I brought it home, hmmed and hawwed, and now I wrote it!
*Please take with humor.*
Tyin' Off
Wake up in the morning at 6 am
Grab my PT gear and tilly, Gotta make my bed
Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Coke™
‘Cause when I leave for the Canex I am goin’ broke
I’m talking about
Running shoes on my toes, toes
Uniform as my clothes, clothes
Chillin’ out with my bros, bros
Do-do-do
Getting all ready for CD’s
Dancing at the parties
Tryin’ not to get to dizzy….
Don’t stop, marchin’ hot
PO’s blow my feet up
Tonight, hit the rack
Afore' my division comes back
Tyin’ off at the dock
But the marchin’ don’t stop now
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Don’t stop, marchin’ hot
PO’s blow my feet up
Tonight, hit the rack
Afore' my division comes back
Tyin’ off at the dock
But the marchin’ don’t stop now
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Now here on the water we’ve got plenty of shears
Got no starch on my gunshirt but I’m already here
Now the GT’s linin’ up ‘cause the hear we’ve got whalers
But we kick them to the curb unless they’re actually sailors
I’m talking about everybody getting wet, wet,
People I just met, met,
Forget about those jets, jets,
Do-do-do
Now we march till’ drop, drop
Or the PO’s tell us to stop, stop
PO’s tell us stop…
Don’t stop, marchin’ hot
PO’s blow my feet up
Tonight, hit the rack
Afore’ my division comes back
Tyin’ off at the dock
But the marchin’ don’t stop now
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Build the team up
Then break it down
The spirit pounds
While we’re marching
With my knees up
Yeah you caught me down
You’ve got that cadence
Now you got the division
Build the team up
Then break it down
The spirit pounds
While we’re marking time
Put my knees up
Put your knees up
Put your knees up
Now the marchin’ don’t start ‘till I fall in
Don’t stop, marchin’ hot
PO’s blow my feet up
Tonight, hit the rack
Afore’ my division comes back
Tyin’ off at the dock
But the marchin’ don’t stop now
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Don’t stop, marchin’ hot
PO’s blow my feet up
Tonight, hit the rack
Afore’ my division comes back
Tyin’ off at the dock
But the marchin’ don’t stop now
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Yo-yo-yo-ho
RD. ;D :camo:
THE 2011 BOASWSAIN PARODY!
This was inspred at camp, HMCS Ontario, so I brought it home, hmmed and hawwed, and now I wrote it!
*Please take with humor.*
Tyin' Off
Wake up in the morning at 6 am
Grab my PT gear and tilly, Gotta make my bed
Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Coke™
‘Cause when I leave for the Canex I am goin’ broke
I’m talking about
Running shoes on my toes, toes
Uniform as my clothes, clothes
Chillin’ out with my bros, bros
Do-do-do
Getting all ready for CD’s
Dancing at the parties
Tryin’ not to get to dizzy….
Don’t stop, marchin’ hot
PO’s blow my feet up
Tonight, hit the rack
Afore' my division comes back
Tyin’ off at the dock
But the marchin’ don’t stop now
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Don’t stop, marchin’ hot
PO’s blow my feet up
Tonight, hit the rack
Afore' my division comes back
Tyin’ off at the dock
But the marchin’ don’t stop now
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Now here on the water we’ve got plenty of shears
Got no starch on my gunshirt but I’m already here
Now the GT’s linin’ up ‘cause the hear we’ve got whalers
But we kick them to the curb unless they’re actually sailors
I’m talking about everybody getting wet, wet,
People I just met, met,
Forget about those jets, jets,
Do-do-do
Now we march till’ drop, drop
Or the PO’s tell us to stop, stop
PO’s tell us stop…
Don’t stop, marchin’ hot
PO’s blow my feet up
Tonight, hit the rack
Afore’ my division comes back
Tyin’ off at the dock
But the marchin’ don’t stop now
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Build the team up
Then break it down
The spirit pounds
While we’re marching
With my knees up
Yeah you caught me down
You’ve got that cadence
Now you got the division
Build the team up
Then break it down
The spirit pounds
While we’re marking time
Put my knees up
Put your knees up
Put your knees up
Now the marchin’ don’t start ‘till I fall in
Don’t stop, marchin’ hot
PO’s blow my feet up
Tonight, hit the rack
Afore’ my division comes back
Tyin’ off at the dock
But the marchin’ don’t stop now
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Don’t stop, marchin’ hot
PO’s blow my feet up
Tonight, hit the rack
Afore’ my division comes back
Tyin’ off at the dock
But the marchin’ don’t stop now
Yo-yo-yo-ho
Yo-yo-yo-ho
RD. ;D :camo: