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One time, on exercise....

He promptly  lit the DEt Cord and ran for dear life knowing
 
his underwear were about to blow up in his face...
 
cupper said:
his underwear were about to blow up in his face...
In the nick of time, the cord snapped and he was saved, only to be stopped in his tracks by the Military Police....who promptly....
 
Jim Seggie said:
In the nick of time, the cord snapped and he was saved, only to be stopped in his tracks by the Military Police....who promptly....
Asked where the closest Tim Hortons was.......
 
Not knowing French, he attempted to communicate the directions to them through interpretive dance.
 
But performed it more like the Chicken dance.......
 
issued him a ticket for dancing ever so slightly faster than the posted dancing limit of 90 BPM.
 
All the time explaining that yes they are real Police officers........
 
The MP's quickly drive away, as a report had come in on the radio that 3 Boatswains and a really drunk Mars Officer were trying to steal a stone frigate...
 
rabies. The whole base was quarantined. The RSM explained on parade this would have never happened if only there had been more...
 
PJGary said:
rabies. The whole base was quarantined. The RSM explained on parade this would have never happened if only there had been more...
Marching up and down the square with the RSM.....but that wasn't good enough for the piano player...
 
who was talking to Davy, who was still in the navy, and told him to get a life....
 
and walked up to a gentleman on the street in black leather chaps
 
So he snapped up a Jerry Lee Louis.  Great Ball's of fire. and the Taliiban
 
decided to join in on the singing and merry making, just like the Christmas truce of 1914 during the Great War.
 
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