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One time, on exercise....

...while collecting discarded IMP pouches to recycle into tinfoil hats....
 
...But was stopped immediately by range control for not having properly followed 381 Range training and safety...
 
which stiplutes that the minimum engagement range for a Zombie is 20 metres to avoid the firer being spattered with....
 
Haggis said:
which stiplutes that the minimum engagement range for a Zombie is 20 metres to avoid the firer being spattered with....
 


Unless you use danger close procedures.....which in an emergency you can use THEN info higher.....
 
they dug a trench on the top of Jerusalem Ridge, which quickly proceeded to flood...
 
..with beer flowing from the ruptured bladder of a .....
 
211RadOp said:
...member of the R22eR, who was posted to...

the Royal Mess Tin and Condom Repair Battalion, whose Home Station was Buttwad.....
 
After he put himself on report for stepping on a land mind
 
While demonstrating how not to give your position away....
 
cupper said:
While demonstrating how not to give your position away....

with a pine air freshener and a stick of gum, he let out a great thundering howl...
 
as he heard a loud thud coming from the vicinity of the latrines ...
 
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