I was looking for a Suburban to assist me in my summer contract work, but.. I could always pick one of these up. That would require a bit of a change in my supplementary profession. ;D (Anyone got a 95-97 Suburban 1500 Loaded for sale?)
Joking aside, other than some sort of bizzare convoy ghost escort, every application for this vehicle that comes to my mind involves sinister intent. Ethically, I wonder how proud the designer will be once his creation tags his first US soldier or mows down a police raid. To sketch such things in the margin of a notebook in heavy traffic is hilarious. To bring the monstrosity to life seems negligent.