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New Game: Make a wish

Hammer Sandwich said:
I wish beer was cheaper, and didn't cause hangovers.

Granted.  No hangovers and it's only pennies per bottle, but it don't get you drunk.

I wish I was drunk.
 
GnyHwy said:
Granted.  No hangovers and it's only pennies per bottle, but it don't get you drunk.

I wish I was drunk.

Granted, but you've been tossed in the tank for public intoxication.

I wish my pay check went further.
 
cupper said:
Granted, but you've been tossed in the tank for public intoxication.

I wish my pay check went further.

Granted, it's mailed to a small Kenyan village.

I wish it was easier to remove tar from jeans.
 
HavokFour said:
Granted, it's mailed to a small Kenyan village.

I wish it was easier to remove tar from jeans.

Granted, but it also removes the jeans.

I wish for eternal happiness
 
Granted, everyone is smiling and happy, except for you.

I wish my english report would write itself correctly, without any errors or goof-ups on the topic required as the prof layed it out.
 
Granted, you hand it in and your prof loves it, so much so he asks you to stand up in class and explain your paper to everyone, which you cannot, as you didn't write it. You fail the class.

I wish that I had a never expiring beard chit  ;D
 
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