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daftandbarmy

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I laughed and laughed....


A message for the garden-box thief

To the cowardly spewpot who stole my new garden box in the dead of night:

You are a festering wound on the heart of Canadian niceness. No one should hold the door for you.
You are a disappointment to your chiropractor.
Your very presence curdles milk and causes flowers to fade.
Nausea itself becomes sick at the sight of you.
Your most distant cousins will genetically engineer themselves to remove any connection to your legacy.
The shame of having besmirched the Earth with your birth will drive your parents into an early grave.
You’re a tosser. I dislike you quite a bit.

P.S. Please bring it back.

Joshua McKenty
Victoria
 

Kat Stevens

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daftandbarmy said:
Dude... I've got Scouser blood in me. I'd never live it down :)

I know what you mean. There are Borderers (north and west) all over my dna. Thievery is an honoured profession lol.
 

AmmoTech90

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daftandbarmy said:
Dude... I've got Scouser blood in me. I'd never live it down :)

They are not good scoundrels.  A friend of mine was a SOCO in Liverpool.  Half of the B&Es he attended had the broken glass outside the house.  Didn't reflect well on insurance claims.
 
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