daftandbarmy
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I laughed and laughed....
A message for the garden-box thief
To the cowardly spewpot who stole my new garden box in the dead of night:
You are a festering wound on the heart of Canadian niceness. No one should hold the door for you.
You are a disappointment to your chiropractor.
Your very presence curdles milk and causes flowers to fade.
Nausea itself becomes sick at the sight of you.
Your most distant cousins will genetically engineer themselves to remove any connection to your legacy.
The shame of having besmirched the Earth with your birth will drive your parents into an early grave.
You’re a tosser. I dislike you quite a bit.
P.S. Please bring it back.
Joshua McKenty
Victoria
A message for the garden-box thief
To the cowardly spewpot who stole my new garden box in the dead of night:
You are a festering wound on the heart of Canadian niceness. No one should hold the door for you.
You are a disappointment to your chiropractor.
Your very presence curdles milk and causes flowers to fade.
Nausea itself becomes sick at the sight of you.
Your most distant cousins will genetically engineer themselves to remove any connection to your legacy.
The shame of having besmirched the Earth with your birth will drive your parents into an early grave.
You’re a tosser. I dislike you quite a bit.
P.S. Please bring it back.
Joshua McKenty
Victoria
