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marshall sl

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Dear Civilians

   Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great
nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For
those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of
the areas where we would like your assistance:

   (1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the
playing of Oh Canada---kick their ***.

   (2) When you witness, firsthand, someone defile the Canadian Flag in
protest---kick their ***.

   (3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest
amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,
quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very
freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices
these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a
disabled veteran kicks their ***.

   (4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you
were . Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling
others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe
memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it
will only make you look stupid and get your *** kicked.

   (5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do
you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance
deserves an ***-kicking (children are exempt).

   (6) If you witness someone calling the Canadian Coast Guard 'non-military',
inform them of their mistake---and kick their ***.

   (7) Next time our Canadian Flag  prances by during a parade, get on
your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart.
Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying
her---of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe
***-kicking.

   (8) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran..
We are Canadians, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party
affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief
(CinC). The Govenor General (for those who didn't know) is the CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big
important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is
that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call
upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same
stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your *** kicked!

   (9) 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me---stop saying
it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, could kick
your ***!

   (10) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's
go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are
not standard issue in the military. That reminds me---if you see anyone
calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick
their ***!

   (11) 'Wing wiper' (Air Force), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid'
(Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use
describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not
earned the right to use them. That could get your *** kicked.

   (12) Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the
military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and
religious holiday that you enjoy! with fa mily and friends, please remember
that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors,  and airmen
far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our
military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country
would get it's *** kicked."

   "It is the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the
press.

   "It is the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.

   It is th e Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to
demonstrate.

   "It is the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag,
and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the
flag."

   (Please pass this on so I won't have to kick your ***!) :)"If you can
read this, thank a teacher" If you are reading it in English, thank a
Veteran "


edited by me, referance to marines removed cause it upset the Padre :tsktsk:
 

deedster

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marshall,
That was EXCELLENT.  I will be forwarding it to my friends.
And thank you from my big civilian heart !!!!!  :salute: :cdn:
 

PMedMoe

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Good one, now I have to go and kick some a**!!
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medaid

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Oh Oh! I will carry this around in a laminated card... so I canshow it to the person that I give the ass kicking to next time!
 

Trinity

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Isn't this just a modified version of some previous American viral message?!
 

xena

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Yes it is.  The references to marines (I don't believe Canada has any of those - unless it was me handing out fake business cards to the hotties in the bar "I'm Cpl Enfield, but my friends call me Lee") and the inclusion of the Coast Guard makes it originally American.

I respect the Coast Guard, but they are under DFO not DND.  Maybe they should be under DND - but that's another thread, I think.  ;D
 

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Trinity said:
Isn't this just a modified version of some previous American viral message?!

I recognized it too, Trinity, just felt like kicking some a** today!!  ;)
 

TN2IC

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Don't worry. I joined when I was 16. And let's say Political Science class was "VERY INTRESTING".

I never said anything. But this Dutch exchange student was buddy with me. He knew I was getting pissed at this one group of "pro-hippies". All I remember was one guy took a shot at me, referring to me as a baby killer. And my buddy stood jump, flew across the classroom and decked him.


Wow...

I look at my friend and ask why. He said Canada liberate Holland during WW2. And he was sure they didn't kill babies then. And what was the school going to do? Deport him? Take his birthday away?




Disclaimer: Please do not follow my lead. I was young.
 
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