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I found this in the boozer the other day and thought i ought to share it. Hopefully you'll enjoy it and see the similarities with all armoured blokes.
Australian Armoured Crewman as seen by:
ADF: A Drunken, brawling, smart arsed, woman corrupting liar, expendable asset, with a G-Shock watch, thigh holster and a black beret.
His CO: A fine specimen of a drunken, brawling, smart arsed, woman corrupting liar, with a G-Shock watch, thigh holster and a black beret.
His wife/Girlfriend: A stinking, crude, foul mouthed arsehole who arrives home every two or three months with a bagful of dirty tanksuits, a huge ugly watch, a gun, a filthy old hat and a hard on, with his best mate carrying a slab on his shoulder and dirty porn in his hands.
Himself: A stout, handsome, highly trained professional killer and idol to females, carries a finely balanced automatic weapon, wears an immaculate black beret and is always on time due to the reliability of his G-Shock watch.
Land Command: An overpaid, overrated tax burden who is indispensable since he will volunteer to go anywhere, so long as he can drink, brawl, gob off, corrupt skanky women, lie about it, sing offensive songs to tree hugging hippies, wear dirty tanksuits, a thigh holster, G-Shock watch and a highly sough after black beret.
The Public: An elite digger who should never be subjected to the bullshit normally associated with hierarchy positions and army HQ, rather to drink, brawl, gob off, corrupt skanky woman and sing offensive songs. For they realise this elite digger is indispensable in the time of war.
His Mates: An alcoholic, grasscutting womanizer, ATM (to be paid back in the dorm of smokes, sweets and dirty lap dances), will watch your back in the weekly brawls at the POW in Seymour, look after your missus whilst your out bush, expect you to throw a leg over the fat friend of the chick he is trying to sodomise and is willing to go to hell and back as long as you can supply the snags and piss.
Hope no one finds it too offensive,.
Hales
Australian Armoured Crewman as seen by:
ADF: A Drunken, brawling, smart arsed, woman corrupting liar, expendable asset, with a G-Shock watch, thigh holster and a black beret.
His CO: A fine specimen of a drunken, brawling, smart arsed, woman corrupting liar, with a G-Shock watch, thigh holster and a black beret.
His wife/Girlfriend: A stinking, crude, foul mouthed arsehole who arrives home every two or three months with a bagful of dirty tanksuits, a huge ugly watch, a gun, a filthy old hat and a hard on, with his best mate carrying a slab on his shoulder and dirty porn in his hands.
Himself: A stout, handsome, highly trained professional killer and idol to females, carries a finely balanced automatic weapon, wears an immaculate black beret and is always on time due to the reliability of his G-Shock watch.
Land Command: An overpaid, overrated tax burden who is indispensable since he will volunteer to go anywhere, so long as he can drink, brawl, gob off, corrupt skanky women, lie about it, sing offensive songs to tree hugging hippies, wear dirty tanksuits, a thigh holster, G-Shock watch and a highly sough after black beret.
The Public: An elite digger who should never be subjected to the bullshit normally associated with hierarchy positions and army HQ, rather to drink, brawl, gob off, corrupt skanky woman and sing offensive songs. For they realise this elite digger is indispensable in the time of war.
His Mates: An alcoholic, grasscutting womanizer, ATM (to be paid back in the dorm of smokes, sweets and dirty lap dances), will watch your back in the weekly brawls at the POW in Seymour, look after your missus whilst your out bush, expect you to throw a leg over the fat friend of the chick he is trying to sodomise and is willing to go to hell and back as long as you can supply the snags and piss.
Hope no one finds it too offensive,.
Hales
