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As Larry the cable guy would say:  Suing fast food joints for making me fat would be like suing Hustler magazine for giving me carpal tunnel syndrome....

It can go a couple of different ways, but follows the basic formula outlined below: "I can't jelly my (insert appendage here) up your (insert orifice here)"

A little while back my wife and I were at the grocery store getting jam for some cookies she was baking.  As she was studying the jam/jelly section, she turns to me and asks: "What's the difference between jam and jelly?".  Needless to say she didn't appreciate the response  >:D

If you google "utilikilts", they have a pattern very similar to that one.  :piper: Edit: I should read the article in the link next time, they mention it there.......

Which one felt better?  :blotto:

Tangible

I used to work in real estate part time, and I never made anyone sign one of these up front.  Here in Ontario there has to be one if you're putting an offer on a home, but until then as an agent I could show homes all day long.  On the Ontario form (and I imagine it would be the same for other...

Not bacon, but looks to be from the same folks that make the tactical bacon: http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/e8f0/

Diabolical

That used to turn my stomach at first....I couldn't stand that warm, squishy feeling that was only separated by a thin plastic bag  :-\ (I've since gotten used to it, and even come to admire some of the bombs he's dropped!).

When my wife and I bought our house, one of the stipulations was that we get a dog (something to keep her company since I work nights).  I had a lot of reservations about it (along the lines of "I'll have to walk it, and pick up after it, and they can be expensive"). We've had our golden for a...

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Food prize changes for 2011.....16 million more than last year: http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dailybrew/tim-hortons-respond-social-media-backlash-rolling-more-20110216-120034-125.html

No problem! Enjoy the forums, there's alot of great information and great people on hear to learn from.

That's a fantastic way to end a post....why not wait and see what others have to say before going straight on the defensive?

Can't say I'm familiar with CFPAS myself, however isn't there already a poll on it? http://forums.army.ca/forums/threads/97021.0.html

Bunny

Base.

Anything maple  :cdn: Unless it's a timbit, in which case it has to be honey dipped.

The right to self defense could certainly be seen as an inherent human right, even a natural right.  However, I would argue that the right to bear (small) arms wouldn't be an inherent human right, as we (as far as I know) are the only species that have developed tools to be used in a defensive...