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  1. OLD SCHOOL

    F-16 strafes N.J. elementary school

    How long until the 'support our pilots' sign comes out? Was Bush on a training flight making up for shirked '60's duty? ' No son, don't take out your forward air controler on the rooftop, that is not the point of the exercise.' That old biatch Mrs. Wilson make grade 6 hell...take that you old...
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    After BMQ

    What context would they say that in...all the time? Just curious. Sensitive? No. Protective and respectful would be more accurate. In my day (and I don't think it has changed too much) you would   certainly have a new DADDY if you used that term in a flippent manner, just as we would not...
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    Older Recruits?

    The grizzled veterans can indeed take some of the hard chargers to school but only because they were young hard chargers themselves at one stage. A 40 something WO with a full combat load pulling away from you can be serious motivation indeed. I remember being young, full of piss and vinegar and...
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    Major embarrassment

    I knew a Major Embarrassment once but he was promoted to Lcol. shortly after... :salute: :cdn:
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    target practice

    Not enough detail... ;D Grab his moustache then let me know what happens...I will know by the response. Or...you could confuse Master Sniper with Master Bator and that would have the same result. :crybaby: I await your report...be careful,he sounds scary :-*
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    target practice

    A lot of people "cheated" you could say... like, they wouldn't fire many from the 200m kneeling but pump 8+ shots into the tgt at the 100m prone... They sure as hell would only do that once with me standing over them with my big stick...and in that vulnerable position too. :o How would you like...
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    A Collection Of Army.ca Humour - including SKIPPY'S DAMN LIST AGAIN!!

    Continuing the fine Canadian tradition of utilizing one's experience after the Military, our Cpl. Gustav (since promoted to B.Gen for populating the countryside)  now works with the gun registry where he can continue his screwing ways and still manage to get away clean. I believe the...
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    Are there snipers in the reserves?

    You want to avoid seeing the barfing?...You will be buried in the stuff before you get to Basic Sniper training. :-X An eager recruit, upon being barfed on, will pick out the best chunks and wolf them down all the while asking for more. Catch my drift?
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    Magpul

    Back when I was a young lad you had to lay your hand on the damn thing and extract it right quick while you were crapping your pants and dropping it in the snow. ahhh, frozen hands and a 7.62mm club to swing at the 'enemy'. Where is your magazine private thud^&%$ ? I'm digging SGT, Should be any...
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    Problems on the eve of enrollment

    Tell her everything is fine and you cancelled your life's ambition/passion...you will stay with her. >:D Then, tell her you are going out to pick up milk and don't come back for 2 months. Kind of like the old tower days...come here jumper, I won't touch you...just stand near the door and look...
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    Four things you dont want to hear...

    In the early days in Cornwallis... Co's inspection and he asked me why I thought I was going to join 'his' infantry regiment if I lived. I considered for a moment and then made the RSM drop his jaw when I replied to the CO who came up to my chin... "well sir, I obviously made the height...
  12. OLD SCHOOL

    Joint Task Force 2 (JTF 2) - Canadian Special Forces

    Vulcan mind...one of ability for calm and cool reasoning under extreme duress. ex. This can only kill me so no need for any drama just completion of task...repeat as necessary. ex. Drownproofing...just simply do not drown. ex. Wife meeting the mistress by accident...panic will get you...
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    Joint Task Force 2 (JTF 2) - Canadian Special Forces

    Sounds easier to just go work as a booringcrat for DND and take home the 165 million or so to the little woman. The Government seems to be giving it away at the moment while it reclaims lunch money to pay for the waste. :salute: By the way...there are many tests to check for panic under...
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    Scrap the military?

    I would say his track record with counter-terrorism speaks for itself. Just what terrorism has he countered? He should really just worry about his own back yard and let our government weaken our Forces...they have done a great job so far. Perhaps some of those New York police could help the...
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    Fat troops on the street....

    Scene: Chilliwack. Piper Richardson VC memorial dedication parade. There were a few res. reg. in attendance. I noticed a young Sgt. from the Westies standing behind me and I was going to complement him on his turn out as he was the image of Canadian Infantry in portrait form. As I turned...
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    U.S. Military Deserters in Canada Megathread

    One would almost shudder and hold their breath when wondering what our Pinko government thinks about this. But...individualy they might be wankers and give him a place to stay but as a government they will send him back to the waiting arms of the U.S MP‘s. He came to the wrong Country. Maybe he...
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    U.S. Military Deserters in Canada Megathread

    Hang on to that tree tightly because I think you are in a mine field. We would para some guys in to help you out but they objected and went home.
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    U.S. Military Deserters in Canada Megathread

    Won‘t waste rope on this little feller. I say drop him at night into the mountains of Pakistan alone and tell him not to come back without Bin Laden‘s cock and balls secured in his ruck. Then he can object to whatever he wants. :salute:
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    Discipline

    If there was more ‘private‘ punishment then you would not have a need for much ‘corporal‘ punishment. :warstory: Learn early and learn well. I miss the good old days when soldiers were trained without being able to yap on about knowledge of their rights. :eek: :cdn: You have offended me...
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    Traitor in the National Guard?

    I have rope. Roadtrip!
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