As Larry the cable guy would say: Suing fast food joints for making me fat would be like suing Hustler magazine for giving me carpal tunnel syndrome....
It can go a couple of different ways, but follows the basic formula outlined below:
"I can't jelly my (insert appendage here) up your (insert orifice here)"
A little while back my wife and I were at the grocery store getting jam for some cookies she was baking. As she was studying the jam/jelly section, she turns to me and asks: "What's the difference between jam and jelly?". Needless to say she didn't appreciate the response >:D
If you google "utilikilts", they have a pattern very similar to that one. :piper:
Edit: I should read the article in the link next time, they mention it there.......
I used to work in real estate part time, and I never made anyone sign one of these up front. Here in Ontario there has to be one if you're putting an offer on a home, but until then as an agent I could show homes all day long. On the Ontario form (and I imagine it would be the same for other...
That used to turn my stomach at first....I couldn't stand that warm, squishy feeling that was only separated by a thin plastic bag :-\
(I've since gotten used to it, and even come to admire some of the bombs he's dropped!).
When my wife and I bought our house, one of the stipulations was that we get a dog (something to keep her company since I work nights). I had a lot of reservations about it (along the lines of "I'll have to walk it, and pick up after it, and they can be expensive").
We've had our golden for a...
Food prize changes for 2011.....16 million more than last year:
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dailybrew/tim-hortons-respond-social-media-backlash-rolling-more-20110216-120034-125.html
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