It's a joke but it's really not that funny more of a omigawd . I am not sure if there's a facepalm emoji. If not then there should be.
Phone rings :
" NDHQ M/cpl. Duchamp acting NCOIC signal section and ....uhm apparently as of two minutes ago ...acting ...CDS.
how may I help you ? "
I f I were God for a week and of course had access to his bank account .I would a like niche aircraft that a surprising number of countries would like to have a few of these aircraft and couple with deep pockets
( relatively speaking ) to buy more than a few.
My candidate would the YC 14 .
As well as a general rule of thumb its rather difficult to stuff one down the front of one's trousers and nonchalantly stroll out the door.
A kilt possibly?
But I suspect it might be a trifle awkward even so.
A few years ago I came to the conclusion that if a Canadian soldier managed to quite literally save the World.
If the soldier was really,really lucky,the chain of command might just be willing to settle for probation and maybe community service.
What ! Where's your sense of adventure ?
It's a really good point actually, never mind the fact that RCAF would have to develop the ability to operate the majority of it's forces not only dispersed but in austere conditions.
We then we have the interesting question who's is going to pay to...